24 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator...

[jitspoe]

Originally posted by: letdown427
27. Don a towel around your head, grow a beard, hold a loudly ticking egg timer, look suspicious.

... and every time somebody steps off of the elevator, say, "Thank you. Come again."


Meh. Sounded funnier in my head.

Edit: Ooh, or get a cell phone ring that sounds like a bomb about to go off.

*beep*..... *beep* .... *beep* ... *beep* .. *beep* . *beep* *beep**beep**bee*be. "Hello?"

 

[imported_Imp]

Give the finger to your office while going down. Then suddenly remember that each elevator probably has a camera that the security guard you see daily probably watches. Oh, things TO do... Felt bad after doing this the past summer.

 

[hypn0tik]

Originally posted by: GTaudiophile
For me...

1) French kiss and cop a feel from my GF

QFT

 

[SlitheryDee]

Originally posted by: GTaudiophile
For me...

1) French kiss and cop a feel from any random hot girl that happens to be there.

fixed

 

[thoro86]

jumpa around till everyone freaks out

 

[jitspoe]

Haha, ever jumped at the top floor when an elevator is slowing down? Well, I did that at a 72(?) story hotel in Detroit and my head went through the ceiling.

 

[imported_goku]

Originally posted by: QurazyQuisp

Originally posted by: goku

Originally posted by: mordantmonkey
using the "close door + floor buton" trick to ride to the top and back. especialy right around 5:00

huh?

It makes it so the elevator doesn't stop, it'll go to the floor you want it to with out any stops inbetween.

So you press close door and the floor button and the elevator will go to my floor with out any stops?????

 

[Fritzo]

Something I'm determined to do:

I'm sick to death of weather small talk on our office elevator. So, one day, when someone mentions the rain or hot temperatures or whatever, I'm going to whip out a huge weather map and start going into a full weatherman forcast:

"Well we can expect this weather to clear in the next few days as a low pressure trough dips down from the north, bringing lower temperatures next week. This could bring in some scattered showers around the area, so make sure you take those umbrellas with you to the bus stop. We can expect highs in the mid 70's.....etc"