2017 ATOT Confession thread. To start off the new year guilt free...

[brainhulk]

So one of my tech's requested my assistance with completing his mandatory online exams for employment (Extremely easy safety and procedural nonsense). He was having a lot of trouble so I said sure I'll help.
For some reason I thought to myself, "wouldn't it be funny if I purposely gave him the wrong answers?" So i did for that question. And a couple more after that (not too many wrong ones so I dont make it obvious), as you had to get a certain percentage correct to pass. Unfortunately I found it funny at the time because he got even more enraged that work made the tests so hard. He was pounding the keyboard mad.
Eventually i left him to go home, feeling extremely guilty, because was still struggling with the exams. Hence this confession.
ATOT, how many times shall I read aloud the best joke ever thread to repent for my sin?

 

[shortylickens]

Shorty's confession:


Mom isnt doing so well. The chemo is kicking her ass and the cancer isnt going away. She told me to keep it a secret from everybody, friends, family, neighbors, anyone. She doesnt want people to worry or fuss over her.
I've been telling her secret to drunk chicks at the bar, usually on friday or saturday night. I cant keep it to myself and need to talk about it sometimes. I assume drunken bar girls either wont care or wont remember. And its unlikely word will spread or get back to mom in any case.

OK, thanks, got it off my chest.

 

[sdifox]

You can always vent here.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

I'm the guy that convinced Trump to run for President. Sorry. I meant it as a joke and thought it would be a real goof to watch his campaign.

 

[highland145]

I'm the guy that convinced Trump to run for President. Sorry. I meant it as a joke and thought it would be a real goof to watch his campaign.

Dick.

 

[tynopik]

I work too hard and I care too much

 

[highland145]

I work too hard and I care too much

Must be a non-profit. Wife--same.