2012 Presidential election results: Obama wins!

[Charles Kozierok]

It's over, they just haven't made it official yet. No way in hell will Romney win Ohio.

 

[classy]

FL is way too close to......a thunderous victory!

I wish people would stop with Florida. It is over there. The only county, the big dem one, is the only one left.

 

[classy]

You might as well call Ohio too. The big dem county has only reported like 10%. In 2008, Obama walked out of the county with 200,000 plus votes.

 

[Farang]

As long as OH is called in the next couple hours we'll have a poll close call for Obama's national victory

 

[QueBert]

Romney losing is sweet enough on it's own, but it's doubly so with him loosing states he should have easily won.

/que up epic fail gif

 

[seepy83]

Called much earlier, but Linda McMahon is currently giving her concession speech. She looks incredibly defeated and it's awesome! Her husband (Vince) won't come on stage...he's probably pissed that she spent so much money on an attempt at politics ($100 million over 2 campaigns).

 

[Doppel]

Hitler learns Obama won 2012

IT HAS BEGUN

haha I love these.

 

[ultimatebob]

I think that I'll turn of Fox News around 11 PM when they have to begrudgingly project Obama as the winner.

 

[dbk]

FOXNEWS QQ'ing so hard right now.. Jeeeeezz

 

[Fritzo]

I will be listening to him tomorrow, laughing, and posting the better laugh lines on my forum.

I hope we're still around:

http://hypervocal.com/news/2012/glenn-beck-obama-destroyed/

Denim Magnate Glenn Beck: If Obama Wins, ‘We Have To Be Destroyed’

 

[Doppel]

wth, megyn kelly just asked rove if this is math that he does to make himself feel better (he had just spent a minute explaining what great shape Romney is in in OH right this very minute).

 

[cirrrocco]

Hitler learns Obama won 2012

THE YOUTUBE HITLER PARODY MADNESS HAS BEGUN

That was hilarious..

 

[Fritzo]

haha I love these.

"Everyone that has been asked to leave the room in the previous Hitler parodies, please leave now."

 

[Gigantopithecus]

Romney losing is sweet enough on it's own, but it's doubly so with him loosing states he should have easily won.

/que up epic fail gif

Somewhere an English teacher is happy that Obama won and sad that her former pupil QueBert is semi-literate.

 

[Mxylplyx]

GD. Rove is still projecting optimism. The foxnews idiots are going to be popping champagne right up til they are informed Obama won in a landslide.

 

[cirrrocco]

"Everyone that has been asked to leave the room in the previous Hitler parodies, please leave now."

Yeah that part was awesome.!!!

 

[DrPizza]

Hitler learns Obama won 2012

THE YOUTUBE HITLER PARODY MADNESS HAS BEGUN

"Everyone who left the room in previous Hitler parodies, leave the room now." lmao!

 

[Farang]

Only surprise so far is the imbalance between VA and FL, I'd have expected one to fall before the other

 

[TraumaRN]

"Everyone who left the room in previous Hitler parodies, leave the room now." lmao!

I was laughing so so hard at that part. Might be the alcohol....but funny as hell...

 

[Fritzo]

@neiltyson
Apparently, to newscasters, Blacks vote for Obama because he's Black. But Whites vote for Obama because of his policies.

 

[DrewSG3]

@neiltyson
Apparently, to newscasters, Blacks vote for Obama because he's Black. But Whites vote for Obama because of his policies.

wow Neil Tyson went there lol

 

[Charles Kozierok]

Only surprise so far is the imbalance between VA and FL, I'd have expected one to fall before the other

VA will break late to Obama.

 

[QueBert]

A lot of rednecks and republicans come in the store I work at. Apparently this is the gist

Beyonce supporting Obama = because she's black.
Katy Perry supporting Obama = because she's dumb.

This was just explained to me by a Harley riding republican who comes in here daily. A bunch of others have echoed the same statement.

 

[Farang]

VA will break late to Obama.

Just saw Chuck Todd's breakdown, I agree.. half million in Arlington to be counted

 

[Tylanner]

Is political science that hard?

Republicans get the Confederacy and the louisiana purchase, the democrats get everything else.