2010 Haters Guide to the AP Top 25 - NCAA Football

[Train]

this is pretty good, the dude hates on each of the top 25.

http://deadspin.com/5620076/the-2010-haters-guide-to-the-top-25


plus theres a hot pic attached to the article.

 

[Gibson486]

that pic alone is worth the click.....

 

[isekii]

That's a hot piece of ass right there.
HPOA

 

[dfuze]

Pic alone almost enough to look for USC games

 

[zinfamous]

This is awesome. excellent read from the start.

I love watching college football. If it had a playoff, it would be the perfect sport. It has everything you need: asshole coaches, shady boosters, drunken girls with big cans, and HATE. Tons and tons and tons of unbridled hate. Schools hating schools. States hating states. Towns hating towns. They don't even know why they hate each other so much, but they do! And that's what makes it such good hate. If you knew why you hated something, that means you'd have more trouble justifying it to yourself. And I don't like the idea of that at all. I like that hate to go unquestioned, free roam and burn as it pleases.
Best of all, many college football fans are college age men between the ages of 18 and 22. And lemme tell you something, there are no better haters out there than men that age. You talk about a worthless and vile segment of humanity. Guys that age are fucking DICKS. They get drunk. They yell. They start fights. They bite women. They're spectacularly awful human beings. And every Saturday, they huddle up at Delta Fuckface Douchilon at 7AM to drink Popov and paddle each other on the ass, specifically so that they can be as drunk and obnoxious as humanly possible once game time hits. They say some of the meanest, dumbest, most horrible shit you can imagine. And that's what makes college football so pantshittingly kickass.

:thumbsup:

 

[zinfamous]

bwahahaha.

I've been to Columbus. It's the kind of place no one would ever live voluntarily. You either live there because you can't afford to live anywhere else, or because the judge put a travel restriction on your DUI probation. Tear the roof off a fucking Houlihan's, expand the size of it to 50 square miles, and that's Columbus. Just one big generic pile of shit. They should have just named it "City."

 

[MikeMike]

bwahahaha.

it's true... but the city is a massive example of urban sprawl... go visit the suburbs...

 

[Train]

it's true... but the city is a massive example of urban sprawl... go visit the suburbs...

The suburbs are quite nice. The city itself can be a dump in a lot of places.

 

[destrekor]

Wow, y'all even agree about Columbus.

Maybe I'm just biased. It's not because I loved my time at OSU so much that I enjoyed Columbus, it's because the place I call home is Toledo.

It's possibly because of that fact, that I find Columbus a very enjoyable city. One that I am actually looking to move into permanently in a year or so, as the job market - and the city itself - is just far better than Toledo.
Plus, I actually think the central city districts are awesome. The slums are indeed slums, but in the heart of downtown it is awesome. I'd love to live in the Arena District, apartments are kind of pricey though.
And in the communities just inside of 270 are pretty nice, and the suburbs outside of 270 are awesome though with a fairly pricey cost of living.