2003 Chevy Venture

Howard

Lifer
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Why the hell are the side doors so difficult to open?

EDIT: (clarified for the bitchy PM4E) Opening the side doors requires far too much force (previous Caravan was much better).
 

NutBucket

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Are they motorized? Never tried manually opening one of those motorized doors but i'd imagine they aren't easy.
 

Howard

Lifer
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Originally posted by: KLin
to keep people like you from hurting themselves. ;)
I'd be more likely to hurt myself by spraining my shoulder or something. ;)

No, they're not motorized... Unless they are, in which case we really should research our purchases first. :confused:
 

Howard

Lifer
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Originally posted by: PowerMac4Ever
Originally posted by: Howard
Why the hell are the side doors so difficult to open?
becasue you are a sofT-assed bitch, as opposed to, say, me
You open the side doors with your hard ass?
 

Howard

Lifer
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Originally posted by: PowerMac4Ever
Originally posted by: Howard
Originally posted by: PowerMac4Ever
Originally posted by: Howard
Why the hell are the side doors so difficult to open?
becasue you are a sofT-assed bitch, as opposed to, say, me
You open the side doors with your hard ass?
No, but I probably could...
I wish I could deform my ass on command like you probably could.
 

PowerMac4Ever

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Dec 9, 2000
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Originally posted by: Howard
Originally posted by: PowerMac4Ever
Originally posted by: Howard
Originally posted by: PowerMac4Ever
Originally posted by: Howard
Why the hell are the side doors so difficult to open?
becasue you are a sofT-assed bitch, as opposed to, say, me
You open the side doors with your hard ass?
No, but I probably could...
I wish I could deform my ass on command like you probably could.
I'm glad you find my hot ass so appealing...
 

Howard

Lifer
Oct 14, 1999
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Originally posted by: PowerMac4Ever
Originally posted by: Howard
Originally posted by: PowerMac4Ever
Originally posted by: Howard
Originally posted by: PowerMac4Ever
Originally posted by: Howard
Why the hell are the side doors so difficult to open?
becasue you are a sofT-assed bitch, as opposed to, say, me
You open the side doors with your hard ass?
No, but I probably could...
I wish I could deform my ass on command like you probably could.
I'm glad you find my hot ass so appealing...
Reading between the lines again, are you?
 

PowerMac4Ever

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Originally posted by: Howard
Originally posted by: PowerMac4Ever
Originally posted by: Howard
Originally posted by: PowerMac4Ever
Originally posted by: Howard
Originally posted by: PowerMac4Ever
Originally posted by: Howard
Why the hell are the side doors so difficult to open?
becasue you are a sofT-assed bitch, as opposed to, say, me
You open the side doors with your hard ass?
No, but I probably could...
I wish I could deform my ass on command like you probably could.
I'm glad you find my hot ass so appealing...
Reading between the lines again, are you?
No, I'm not...
 

Howard

Lifer
Oct 14, 1999
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Originally posted by: PowerMac4Ever
Originally posted by: Howard
Originally posted by: PowerMac4Ever
Originally posted by: Howard
Originally posted by: PowerMac4Ever
Originally posted by: Howard
Originally posted by: PowerMac4Ever
Originally posted by: Howard
Why the hell are the side doors so difficult to open?
becasue you are a sofT-assed bitch, as opposed to, say, me
You open the side doors with your hard ass?
No, but I probably could...
I wish I could deform my ass on command like you probably could.
I'm glad you find my hot ass so appealing...
Reading between the lines again, are you?
No, I'm not...
So how exactly does your ass appeal to me, again?
 

PowerMac4Ever

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Dec 9, 2000
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Originally posted by: Howard
Originally posted by: PowerMac4Ever
Originally posted by: Howard
Originally posted by: PowerMac4Ever
Originally posted by: Howard
Originally posted by: PowerMac4Ever
Originally posted by: Howard
Originally posted by: PowerMac4Ever
Originally posted by: Howard
Why the hell are the side doors so difficult to open?
becasue you are a sofT-assed bitch, as opposed to, say, me
You open the side doors with your hard ass?
No, but I probably could...
I wish I could deform my ass on command like you probably could.
I'm glad you find my hot ass so appealing...
Reading between the lines again, are you?
No, I'm not...
So how exactly does your ass appeal to me, again?
Hey man I'm not here to judge you.. you are who you are...
 

T2T III

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Oct 9, 1999
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I think the member here (can't remember his name) has a Chevy Venture. He's the guy who drove one from MN to MD to pickup a dirt bike, then headed back home without staying in a hote.

Maybe, he has some tips regarding the van for you.

 

PowerMac4Ever

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Originally posted by: Tiles2Tech
I think the member here (can't remember his name) has a Chevy Venture. He's the guy who drove one from MN to MD to pickup a dirt bike, then headed back home without staying in a hote.

Maybe, he has some tips regarding the van for you.

there you go
 

Howard

Lifer
Oct 14, 1999
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Originally posted by: PowerMac4Ever
Originally posted by: Howard
Originally posted by: PowerMac4Ever
Originally posted by: Howard
Originally posted by: PowerMac4Ever
Originally posted by: Howard
Originally posted by: PowerMac4Ever
Originally posted by: Howard
Originally posted by: PowerMac4Ever
Originally posted by: Howard
Why the hell are the side doors so difficult to open?
becasue you are a sofT-assed bitch, as opposed to, say, me
You open the side doors with your hard ass?
No, but I probably could...
I wish I could deform my ass on command like you probably could.
I'm glad you find my hot ass so appealing...
Reading between the lines again, are you?
No, I'm not...
So how exactly does your ass appeal to me, again?
Hey man I'm not here to judge you.. you are who you are...
So, you insinuate that I'm homosexual and when I ask you to explain yourself, you dodge the issue? Real nice.
 

Howard

Lifer
Oct 14, 1999
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Originally posted by: Tiles2Tech
I think the member here (can't remember his name) has a Chevy Venture. He's the guy who drove one from MN to MD to pickup a dirt bike, then headed back home without staying in a hote.

Maybe, he has some tips regarding the van for you.
Thanks.