2 shot, dead, right next to my office

ElFenix

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chronicle link

chron says that the killer offed himself, but my office building went into lockdown anyway.

and here i haven't had lunch yet.
 

Fritzo

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Originally posted by: ElFenix
chronicle link

chron says that the killer offed himself, but my office building went into lockdown anyway.

and here i haven't had lunch yet.

Make your boss order pizza. Pizza delivery guys are expendible.
 

SSSnail

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Originally posted by: moshquerade
yet another love triangle gone real bad?
People need to know if they're to create love triangle, they need to create a reallllly big triangle.
 

Vonkhan

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Now I know where u work

be afraid, be very afraid

can I have some change?

spare some change?
 

invidia

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What's worse are those love pentagons. I've been having an affair with my wife with her sister who has been having an affair with my brother who has been having an affair with my aunt who has been having an affair with my wife's brother who is having an affair with my wife.
 

Parasitic

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Originally posted by: invidia
What's worse are those love pentagons. I've been having an affair with my wife with her sister who has been having an affair with my brother who has been having an affair with my aunt who has been having an affair with my wife's brother who is having an affair with my wife.

That's a hexagon.
 

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"It looks like, from the very preliminary information, he shot the male first inside,'' said police spokesman John Cannon. "Then he went to an office, where he pistol-whipped a male."

Why'd he take the time to pistol-whip somebody, when he still had bullets left?