2 People. $100 for their funeral. Who/How?

amol

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Originally posted by: FleshLight
20 gallons of gas: $40
Matches: $1
Tarp: $20
Urns: $20 each

= $101.

20 gallons of gas is ONLY $40?!??!?

WhereTF DO YOU LIVE?!?!
 

Nitemare

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Feb 8, 2001
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Originally posted by: FleshLight
20 gallons of gas: $40
Matches: $1
Tarp: $20
Urns: $20 each

= $101.

2 plastic toy guns $5
2 robes from the good will $10
4 road flares $8
Matches $1
Scaling the White House fence FREE

= $24
 

AkumaX

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Apr 20, 2000
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i guess it was too hard:


Married with Children - The Bundy's. Al wanted to get burried next to Fuzzy McGee and all he had was $100. So the catch was that whoever dies first (Al) goes on bottom and Peggy will be on top (Al screams in agony for eternity!)

edit: man, go thread!
 

GasX

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Feb 8, 2001
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4 cinder blocks and 20ft of chain: $20
1 long walk on a short pier: free
 

Originally posted by: Amol
Originally posted by: FleshLight
20 gallons of gas: $40
Matches: $1
Tarp: $20
Urns: $20 each

= $101.

20 gallons of gas is ONLY $40?!??!?

WhereTF DO YOU LIVE?!?!
Some day you will learn the world doesn't revolve around california, and california in no way represents the reality that the rest of the world lives.
 

no0b

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you do not need 20 gallons of gas to burn two bodies.

5 Gallons of gas $10
One metal dumpster Free
Matches $1
Box for ashes $3

the problem is disposal of the bones.
As bones do not turn into ashes crematoriums result to crushing the bones. You will have to collect the bones and crush them with a sledge and spread them in a forest ala Jeffery Dahmer.

5 Gallons is alittle excessive all you need is enough to drive off the water from the body and let the burning fat and protein take its course.
 

jamesave

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Originally posted by: Amol
Originally posted by: FleshLight
20 gallons of gas: $40
Matches: $1
Tarp: $20
Urns: $20 each

= $101.

20 gallons of gas is ONLY $40?!??!?

WhereTF DO YOU LIVE?!?!

probable the question is where do get your gas. You may want to check other gas station in san marino.
 

Demon-Xanth

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Feb 15, 2000
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Stop by Ralphs and pick up a can of coffee. Take the can of ashes to a coastline and toss it in the breeze. Be careful not to get any in your friend's face otherwise they'll be a bit upset.