2 million dollar settlement, what would you do with it? Seriously.

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kranky

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The first thing he needs to decide is how much of that money is he willing to risk. Maybe he has his long-term retirement savings already set, so he might be able to risk all of it.

Then read "What Color is Your Parachute". It says it's for people looking for jobs, but it really helps you identify what you are passionate about.

Next thing he should do is to evaluate his business skills. He ran a limo service - how did that work out? If it wasn't successful, does he understand why? Does he understand his business strengths and weaknesses, and how to compensate for the weaknesses?

Next thing he should do is completely forget about running a bar or restaurant. I've seen plenty of them fail when run by people with no prior experience. Many think that just being the owner is enough because they'll hire people to run it, but they fail to understand how much people will steal from them. You can prevent stealing, you just have to be there from open to close every single day.

Next thing to do is decide whether investing the money in the market will satisfy him, or does he "need" to run a business. If investing in the market works, just follow the Bogleheads' methodology. Asset allocation, periodic rebalancing, and low cost mutual funds/ETFs. No need to hire someone. It's not glamorous, but it works.

If owning a business is important to him, and he thinks a franchise in a low-income area is a good idea just because he already owns the land, he should ask himself why nobody else has tried to buy his land to do the same thing. Unless he's willing to lose money and subject his staff to armed robberies, it's not a good idea. Hire a business consultant to do a feasibility study of the specific idea and location to see what the potential (or lack of potential) really is. And consider that maybe a company won't want a franchise in that location.

Above all, you can't latch on to a business idea out of thin air and plow ahead blindly. Potentially, a lot of money is going to be at stake. Take the time to self-evaluate and do the business research. There's no reason to rush into something.
 

brianmanahan

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This sounds interesting but I'm not sure if he will go for something he is unfamiliar with. I'm assuming if he doesn't invest in something, he'll get taxes to h***.

without knowing the details of his situation, it's impossible to know what the tax situation is. but he will almost certainly get taxed the same on the payment no matter what he invests in.

this is why he absolutely NEEDS to talk to a certified financial planner, as legendkiller suggested. i have heard good things about advisors in the garrent planning network, they are fee-only advisors. they have a local advisor finder on their site: http://garrettplanningnetwork.com/

he needs someone who he pays to take all the details of his situation, come up with a plan for this money over the rest of his life, and execute that plan.
 
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kranky

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The tax is the tax. It isn't affected by what he does with the rest of the money. If the settlement is taxable, there's nothing he can do to change how it's taxed.
 

DigDog

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1. open a food business; or another low-risk business that can run itself.
depending on what happens next , either
2. invest in a studio, or other business i actually want to work in (i.e. high risk)
or
3. move to asia or some other cheap & exotic location so i can live at a higher standard.
 

SparkyJJO

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1) Invest $1M for retirement
2) Pay off the house
3) Pay off my brothers' houses
4) Buy a replacement daily driver since mine's about had it
5) Finish my project car
6) Get some projects around the house done
7) Have some fun with whatever is left

I most certainly would keep working.
 

Blanky

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Short summary. I have a friend that's going to receive money from the NFL because he is a former football player. He's part of their concussion settlement. He's looking for something to invest in to make the money grow. He's talked to me about a bunch of random ideas but I honestly think that they're all bad. I've told him as much but honestly, I really wouldn't know what to do if that amount of money landed on my lap. It would just be sitting in the bank.

Ideas he's talked to me about:
1. He wants to open a franchise in a low income area. He already owns land in the area.

2. He wants to do a private limo service, more like driving important people around in escalades. He ran one in the past.
Like most ex-NFLers he's going to blow the money on stupid shit. There is a reason why these people had to bash their brains in to make a decent living and not make it in a real job.

Personally if I had 2 M I would throw pay off my house, buy a larger one for grins, buy myself a nice car, throw 3/4 of the money into stocks and boring crap. I am smart, but also smart enough that I know the odds of starting a successful business are quite small.

$2M isn't enough for me to retire on. It wouldn't meaningfully change how I live, though. Even now if you asked me if I would want to receive $500 M without any strings attached I might pause for a moment because there are many examples of people's lives ending up worse after receiving large influxes of unearned money.
 
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seriously though

that guy is the perfect candidate for a low-cost, index fund based financial planner to manage his money
If he's smart, he'll stay away from all of those financial planner parasites. The only ones he should talk to are "investment advisers", who have a fiduciary duty (and ask them when you go) to their client (and you need to be wary, as sometimes they can have multiple hats), whereas other types of advisers can act as brokers and simply line their own pockets with your money.

To the OP, I'd suggest he look into creating a balanced portfolio with Vanguard index funds with at least a good chunk of the investment. Then use some of it for other pursuits, if he so desires.
 

angminas

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How about a nice liberal arts degree from a private university? Then drop a few hundred k on something sure to take off in the future, like baseball cards or timeshares. Top it off with a Ferrari or two and your friend is set for life.
 

brianmanahan

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How about a nice liberal arts degree from a private university? Then drop a few hundred k on something sure to take off in the future, like baseball cards or timeshares. Top it off with a Ferrari or two and your friend is set for life.

don't forget the pogs or beanie babies
 

Broburger

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quit my job
stash 1.4 mil
buy a decent house somewhere for around $200-300k
get a better car
travel and enjoy my life
 
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DaveSimmons

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Schwab has advisers that will help for a flat fee instead of selling you junk investments to make sales commissions.

A Vanguard Target <year> fund is a single fund of index funds that will add more bond fund shares as you get older. You can be fully diversified with just one fund. He could set it up directly at Vanguard, or go through Schwab or others.

Those are the safest choices. He won't triple his money in a year, but he won't go broke like a friend of my mom's did gambling on commodities.
 

jlee

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Low cost Vanguard index fund / ETF. He should be able to safely withdraw 4% annually while his money grows to keep up with inflation. That's ~$80k/yr. /done
 

highland145

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Liquor store on the vacant lot. Hire someone that knows the business or go work for one until he gets it.

Profit on food services is very low, iirc.
 

shortylickens

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Schwab has advisers that will help for a flat fee instead of selling you junk investments to make sales commissions.

A Vanguard Target <year> fund is a single fund of index funds that will add more bond fund shares as you get older. You can be fully diversified with just one fund. He could set it up directly at Vanguard, or go through Schwab or others.

Those are the safest choices. He won't triple his money in a year, but he won't go broke like a friend of my mom's did gambling on commodities.

Supposedly Charles Schwab got a lot better after those years of bullshit.
 

ultimatebob

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I'm not sure why, but there is something with former NFL players and Fast Food restaurant franchises. Perhaps they like the idea of having unlimited KFC or Taco Bell at their fingertips :)
 

Exterous

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Personally i would not invest it all in a business but I would invest it. There are a lot of fee only adivsors that could help him out. Check out napfa.org.
 

manimal

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Did you buddy play in the scab year?



I lost touch with an old friend of mine Vick Stagliano who played fullback for the raiders back in the day. Man I hope hes getting some of this settlement. If anyoone knows Vick let me know!

Never met a guy who loved Coors light so much :)
 

nageov3t

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I'm not really a small business kinda guy... wouldn't want to take the super high risk and put in the ridiculous amount of effort (unless there were a few extra zeros added to that 2-mill and I could run a business without worrying if it made a profit or not)

personally, I'd probably buy a nice-ish house (3-4 bedroom, $300-350k in a middle class neighborhood), take a nice vacation, and invest the rest for retirement.
 

dud

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seriously though

that guy is the perfect candidate for a low-cost, index fund based financial planner to manage his money




Huh?

Index funds are not managed. Hiring a FP to invest in index funds is kind of an oxymoron ... don't you think?
 

Hugo Drax

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Short summary. I have a friend that's going to receive money from the NFL because he is a former football player. He's part of their concussion settlement. He's looking for something to invest in to make the money grow. He's talked to me about a bunch of random ideas but I honestly think that they're all bad. I've told him as much but honestly, I really wouldn't know what to do if that amount of money landed on my lap. It would just be sitting in the bank.

Ideas he's talked to me about:
1. He wants to open a franchise in a low income area. He already owns land in the area.

2. He wants to do a private limo service, more like driving important people around in escalades. He ran one in the past.

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The man is in his 50s.

Sounds like he is following in the footsteps of other brain dead NFL players and stupid investments. Ideas #1 and #2 are typical ideas they all try.

I predict not only will he lose the money quickly, he will actually end up in debt and have to declare bankruptcy.