2 Fairly random thoughts.

[n0cmonkey]

1. Never get involved with someone that has more problems than yourself.
2. Never fight a land war in Asia.

That's it. Hope it helps someone. 🙂

 

[propellerhead]

Never pound your head with a wooden plank.

 

[radioouman]

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
1. Never get involved with someone that has more problems than yourself. AGREED!!
2. Never fight a land war in Asia.

That's it. Hope it helps someone. 🙂

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Never pet a burning dog.

- M4H

 

[Fausto]

Thank god for you. I was just about to launch an invasion of China to rescue a once beautiful princess who suffers from leprosy, schizophrenia and Tourettes. Think I'll just make myself a sandwich instead.

 

[n0cmonkey]

Originally posted by: Fausto1
Thank god for you. I was just about to launch an invasion of China to rescue a once beautiful princess who suffers from leprosy, schizophrenia and Tourettes. Think I'll just make myself a sandwich instead.

Glad I could help. My good deed has been done for the day.

 

[slikmunks]

Originally posted by: Fausto1
Thank god for you. I was just about to launch an invasion of China to rescue a once beautiful princess who suffers from leprosy, schizophrenia and Tourettes. Think I'll just make myself a sandwich instead.

you too?? good thing we both read this thread first!

 

[Grasshopper27]

Originally posted by: Fausto1
Thank god for you. I was just about to launch an invasion of China to rescue a once beautiful princess who suffers from leprosy, schizophrenia and Tourettes. Think I'll just make myself a sandwich instead.

ROTFL!!! 😀

: ) Hopper

 

[edro]

Never twiddle 2 schizzles with a schnozzle.

 

[GroundZero]

if it looks like a fish,
and smells like a fish,
chances are it will taste like chiken