1920's obituary

[l3ored]

i need to write an obituary on someone who died in the 1920s for a school project, anyone know of someone i can write about?

 

[KLin]

Google it you lazy piece of sh..... err nvm.




















😉

 

[conjur]

Dec 20, 1929 William Kaynor
45, Massachusetts U.S. Rep. Near Washington D.C.
Military plane Killed in a military plane crash.


or


Georges Clemenceau, French premier, d. 1929

 

[Pepsei]

Miiis-suuus Landers was a health nut. She cooked food in a wok.
Mr. Harris was her boyfriend, and he had a great big-
Cock-a-doodle-doodle, the rooster just won't quit
And I don't want my breakfast, because it tastes like-
Shih tzus make good house pets. They're cuddly and sweet.
Monkeys aren't good to have, because they like to beat their-
Meeting in the office or meeting in the hall,
The boss, he wants to see you so you can suck his
Balzac was a writer, he lived with Allen Funt
Mrs. Roberts didn't like him, but that's 'cause she's a-
Contaminated water can really make you sick.
Your bladder gets infected, and blood comes out your-
Dictate what I'm saying, 'cause it will bring you luck
And if you all don't like it, I don't give a flying f*beep*

 

[Windogg]

Nicola Sacco or Bartolomeo Vanzetti. Nothing like a little controversy.

 

[melly]

Originally posted by: Windogg
Nicola Sacco or Bartolomeo Vanzetti. Nothing like a little controversy.

w00fy! 😀