19 y/o vampire-werewolf hybrid gets charged with statuatory rape

[Parasitic]

Carl was charged with statutory sexual assault after admitting he had sexual intercourse with the girl, who told police he was her boyfriend, on Nov. 14, 2007, according to an affidavit Joos filed with District Judge Charles Moran of Pottsville.

 

[Yreka]

Originally posted by: Auric

Originally posted by: deepred98

Originally posted by: Auric
Will the girl be charged with bestiality?

interspecies erotica! fucko!

My humblest apologies. I did not mean to be insensitive to anything's lifestyle.

Don't think he was offended.. It was a Clerks 2 reference :thumbsup:

 

[thomsbrain]

Originally posted by: Saint Michael
He doesn't look as fat and greasy as I thought he would. He actually looks more like a frat/jock type of guy.

Yeah I was expecting fat goth, but all we got was jock douche.

 

[manowar821]

I'M PART CAT.

Holy crap, these people who think that they're anything but human are stupid. They're worse than furries.

I remember when I was the unfortunate acquaintance of a couple of these types back in school. Everything was "evil", "dark", "cleansed" , or "energieeezz" with them. I swear to god I lost IQ points listening to their conversations. Oh yeah, and things that bored them were "not evil/dark enough". WTF?!

That girl had to have been an idiot, too. "OH YOU'RE A VAMPIRE/WAREWOLF? Yeah I'll let you bone me then!" HURR DEE HURRR

 

[Spineshank]

Hmm, i dated a girl from Pottsville once.