Zim Hosein

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Glad to see you're in the holiday spirit notfred! :p
 

psiu

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Um....

you are sure the apple fell from the tree, rolled down a hill, got in a stream, and floated far far FAR away from the tree, right? :p
 

suse920

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i hope your fiancee isnt like that. and i have a feelign she isnt.
 

arcenite

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Originally posted by: psiu
Um....

you are sure the apple fell from the tree, rolled down a hill, got in a stream, and floated far far FAR away from the tree, right? :p

 

PunDogg

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jeex man not everyone is as smart as you. yeah it looks like she has made some made mistakes with her job and stuff. but let her slide man, no one needs the stress of worring about something like that

Dogg
 

imported_Tick

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Originally posted by: psiu
Um....

you are sure the apple fell from the tree, rolled down a hill, got in a stream, and floated far far FAR away from the tree, right? :p

And then got sucked into the balast tank of a ship, and carried to the other side of the ocean, and deposited in a deep water port, floated into and estuary, picked up by a garbage collector, and planted.
 

drum

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i think notfred is intelligent enough not to pick an imbecile for a wife...
 

Zugzwang152

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Originally posted by: PunDogg
jeex man not everyone is as smart as you. yeah it looks like she has made some made mistakes with her job and stuff. but let her slide man, no one needs the stress of worring about something like that

Dogg

don't tell him he's smart, his e-ego might explode out his head, as I've seen on occasion. :p
 

dderidex

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Originally posted by: drum
i think notfred is intelligent enough not to pick an imbecile for a wife...

He posts on ATOT.

How many YAGTs on ATOT have you actually READ?
 

Nitemare

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Originally posted by: notfred
So, my fiancee's mom is over here visiting for mother's day. She's about 45, has 6 kids by three different men. She just moved in with her sister, after previosuly leaching housing from her mother. She just got fired from her minimum wage job for not showing up repeatedly.

That type of stuff has been true for a long time, so why did I start this thread now? Because I mentioned that I have a statistics test tomorrow, and she said, "Oh, I have to learn decimals for a job I'm applying for."

WTF? You're 45 years old and you can't understand decimal numbers?

Ugh. I'm glad I only have to see her 2 or 3 times a year.

So, she likes puts out and all...

pics?

:p
 

notfred

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Originally posted by: ironcrotch
Plus your fiance will look like her in 20 years too. Congrats!

She doesn't look bad for 45.

And all of her kids are doing better than she is. Her oldest son, after spending most of his teen years involved with the police, is now holding down a decent job and raising a family. Her oldest daughter is attending some art school in Florida. My fiancee is studying dietetics and preparing to study in Europe next year for a semester. Two of the youngest three are living with thier fathter, and the third is going to school part time and working part time while living on her own.

The rest of the family is doing ok, it's just the one woman who seems to have serious problems.
 

CptFarlow

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In high school my gf lived right next to me. Her brother was the dumbest thing to breath oxygen. He was tested for learning disabilities constantly, never had one. He is now finally ending 7th grade after 4 times. He is 17. His mother is not that bright either. On his 16th bday, she decides to buy him a brand new Eclipse. Guess what he did! He rolls it two weeks later. Now i can't complain about that. I had an accident too when I was younger. But she buys him the same car the day afterwards.

The mother isnt the brightest either. Single, goes through boyfriends like dental floss. Recently, she met a man named Brian. Right off the bat friends tell her he is a bad egg. (My mother and him are good friends.) Number one reason for nobody liking him: 7 children, 7 mothers. Now I don't really look down on somebody for this, but his criminal record (which he openly brags about) is something to frown upon. A week after meeting him he moves in. A week later she comes home to half of her stuff gone. Jewelry, money, food, electronics, etc. ALL gone. Never hears from him again. Yet she wonders denies it was him....lol. Oh well...

The decimals thing was quite amusing.