yoda291

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Originally posted by: PhasmatisNox
Double tap the the face > slow yet very effective improvization

but macgyver has access to nifty time-related plot holes and mechanics to give him every minute he needs. Jack bauer is constrained to the one-hour = one-hour rule.
 

whistleclient

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are you effin kidding?

Jack Bauer was tortured and DIED and then was brought back to life.

Jack Bauer rules.

 

Pacfanweb

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I remember MacGyver welding up a connecting rod with a battery. That makes him the man in my book.
 

Baked

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MacGyver would bitch slap that Bauer wuss all over the place, then make a bomb out of an orange and shove that up Bauer's mama's boy ass and blow him the shed up.

MacGyver's for real. Bauer's a pretender.
 

Eli

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Originally posted by: Baked
MacGyver would bitch slap that Bauer wuss all over the place, then make a bomb out of an orange and shove that up Bauer's mama's boy ass and blow him the shed up.

MacGyver's for real. Bauer's a pretender.
LMAO.. :thumbsup:

 

Kibbo

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Originally posted by: bootymac
Originally posted by: Rudee
I have to admit, I never watched a single episode of MacGyver. Not my thing.

End yourself

That was perhaps the most gratuitous death wish I've ever seen on this forum.