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[myjaja]

I like big chicken butts and can't denia and all the other chickens can apply.

 

[Kalvin00]

Go away.

 

[SynthDude2001]

Originally posted by: Kalvin00
Go away.

:thumbsup:

 

[FoBoT]

beastaphiles need not apply

 

[imported_Lucifer]

ugh

 

[Nebor]

Wasn't there a newspiece not too long ago about a man having sex with a chicken?

 

[vtecluder]

Originally posted by: Kalvin00
Go away.

 

[OverVolt]

Originally posted by: SynthDude2001

Originally posted by: Kalvin00
Go away.

:thumbsup:

:sun:

 

[myjaja]

yo chicken shake your bond bond so u can apply at HEB

 

[olds]

Originally posted by: myjaja
yo chicken shake your bond bond so u can apply at HEB

Who were you before you were banned?

 

[Kipper]

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat

Originally posted by: myjaja
yo chicken shake your bond bond so u can apply at HEB

Who were you before you were banned?

Or dropped on your head?

 

[myjaja]

I was your mamma but my chicken took that job.

 

[Nebor]

Originally posted by: myjaja
I was your mamma but my chicken took that job.

Wanna make out?

 

[MichaelD]

Originally posted by: myjaja
I like big chicken butts and can't denia and all the other chickens can apply.

If Sir Mix-A-Lot was dead, he'd be rolling in his grave. You are a poor excuse for a rap-a-robber!

 

[myjaja]

Sir-hate-alot stop hating im the new rapper out their.

 

[amol]

whats sad is that i was singing this song when i came across this thread

 

[daveymark]

When I'm feeling down
And feeling sad
You come around
And make me glad
I got you
Oh, my little chicken

I love your feet
I love your breasts
I love the way you eat gravel
To help you digest
Oh, my little chicken

People say you're using me
In your heart you're a killer
But I know the worst
I should fear is
A slight case of salmonella
So lie right back
Don't you cry
If an egg can fit in there
Why can't I.....mmmmmmm
Oh my little

Bawk, Bawk, Bawk, Bawk
Bawk, Bawk, Bawk, Bawk
Bawk, Bawk, Bawk, Bawking Bawk,
Bawk, Bawk, Bawking Bawk

You're my love
My little chicken likes
To wear garter belts

 

[myjaja]

oooooook...........

 

[myjaja]

that sucked boring

 

[ProviaFan]

Originally posted by: myjaja
that sucked boring

Your improper use of capitalization and punctuation sucks, and you are also very boring - not entertaining in the least.

 

[Injury]

We're sorry, n00bs are prohibited from making stupidity threads for this reason:

Link

 

[Gurck]

:music:Yo Yolanda, check that homegirl's butt out! Mm hmm girl, it's so flat!
You tell it like it is, Iesha, she looks like one of them... lawyer's girlfriends!
Her butt! It's just so small! We're talking slim pickins, girl!
What up Iesha, where is it? I don't even see it! Look!
Girl, she's just so... white!

I like small butts and I cannot lie,
You honkies can't deny,
When a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
and a big thing in your face I get
Sick, cuz I like a toothpick
I'll beat that bootie with a stick
Even the jeans she's wearing, her pants they're almost tearing
No, baby I want a flat bootie,
That's tootie fruitie, while honkies tried to warn me
that butt you've got is, oh, so corny
ooh Chicken smooth skin you say you wanna get my olds,
well peck me, peck me, cuz you ain't that average chickadee.
Hell with romancin', I'll take her wallet dancin'
Rich. Bitch. I'll dig for her money ditch
So tired of ebony, black butts are not my theme
if you ask me what my flavour is I'll tell you vanilla ice
cream
So honkies (yeah) honkies(yeah)
does your girlfriend have a derriere? (yeah)
Well shrink it, shrink it, so I can get right down and dink it,

Chorus:
Baby got Jack (wh-white honkies with the real small
boot- wh-white honkies with the real small bootie)
Baby got Jack (wh-white honkies with the real small
boot- wh-white honkies with the real small bootie)

I like 'em flat and small, and when I'm in the mall,
I just can't help myself
I'm doing the dogpund call (woo woo woo woo)
Don't like a sister, who farts while playing Twister.
I wish those beans did miss her,
even Uncle Ben would fist her
I like my booties real slender and tender,
And if I see a big bootie, I'll put it in the blender
Don't want a rear fender.
I get into my Honda
What the hell is an anaconda?
All I know is that I like Jayne Fonda's, better than Yolanda's.

Chorus

Yeah, baby, when it comes to females,
Cosmo knows everything what they're talking about
36, 24, 36... haa haa, only if she's 7'8"

Flat on the bottom, and I like it like that,
Flat on the bottom, and I like it like that.:music:

 

[myjaja]

 

[GroundZero]

BAN!!!!

 

[Bootprint]

Originally posted by: Nebor
Wasn't there a newspiece not too long ago about a man having sex with a chicken?

Yep, his wife caught him and then he killed himself.