Black88GTA

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Originally posted by: NFS4
WTF!!!!!!!!!!:Q:Q!!!!!!!

I could NEVER get that drunk

Seconded......:Q

Lol, that guy should have kept his mouth shut.


EDIT: HAHA, umm...no pun intended :D
 

DanTMWTMP

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Oct 7, 2001
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one time i got so drunk, i yelled out to everyone that i was so horny that i'd phok squirrels and they'd burst when they feel the wrath of my explosive jizz

:confused:
 

iwearnosox

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Originally posted by: archcommus87
I found out the other day that a friend of mine at school let a guy give him....a certain something.....while at a party last summer while he was drunk (and probably high). I'm not great friends with this guy but I do talk to him daily.

That's freakin' disgusting.

I couldn't bear to type what he gave him, I'm sure you can fill in the blank.

Yet if it were a girl on girl thing you'd bust out the digital camera, right?
 

Aharami

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Aug 31, 2001
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Originally posted by: DanTMWTMP
one time i got so drunk, i yelled out to everyone that i was so horny that i'd phok squirrels and they'd burst when they feel the wrath of my explosive jizz

:confused:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA. great! now there's spit on my monitor!
 

Nocturnal

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Originally posted by: NFS4
WTF!!!!!!!!!!:Q:Q!!!!!!!

I could NEVER get that drunk

LOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!

Well beer does lower your inhibitions. Perhaps the guy had long hair and he just had a bad case of beer goggles?
 

pulse8

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Why would anyone tell someone who they aren't "great friends" with this kind of information?

Edit: Why wouly anyone tell ANYONE this kind of information?

Unless they were proud of it.
 

DanTMWTMP

Lifer
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Originally posted by: Aharami
Originally posted by: DanTMWTMP
one time i got so drunk, i yelled out to everyone that i was so horny that i'd phok squirrels and they'd burst when they feel the wrath of my explosive jizz

:confused:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA. great! now there's spit on my monitor!

sigh :( i barely even remember saying it too. Almost dreamy. well, i do actually, but it seems surreal. Sorry, it's hard to explain.


Now the people who have witnessed it call me the squirrelphokker :(
 
Nov 17, 2004
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1. Your friend is gay or bi and you weren't sharp enough to notice before now, get over it
2. What if the knobslobber looked like Fabio? You gonna refuse those golden locks on your nutsack?
 

NFS4

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Oct 9, 1999
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Originally posted by: archcommus87
He's the type to entrust someone who he really shouldn't. Perhaps for the attention?

Perhaps he was trying to see if archcommus87 was hip to the idea of slobbin' his knob too? ;)
 

MichaelD

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WTF?
Your friend shot his spunk
In some twinkle-toes mouth
When he was drunk

He woke in the morn'
With his ass a'sore
But discovered he liked it
And asked for more!





Thank you!! Thanks...I'm here thru the weekend. :D