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[Hyperblaze]

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[jagec]

You should write a very, very hard to detect trojan. Start spreading it all around, and when you have millions of machines use them to DDOS the spammers.

That should work.

Or you can find out where they live, and pay them a visit. When they answer the door, say "Hey, you've just won a free Xbox! Click here to accept" and stab them in the face.