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[imported_Tomato]

.

 

[IEC]

Ahhh... I'd feel so bad if someone actually killed themselves while I was talking to them... then again if they're calling the suicide prevention hotline they must not really be suicidal...

 

[Pliablemoose]

Yep, I did for a number of years, not many calls, but the other volunteers were nice people.

 

[Zeeky Boogy Doog]

id be afraid id say something wrong and they'd shoot themselves while on the phone

 

[LordMaul]

Originally posted by: PsychoticIdiot
id be afraid id say something wrong and they'd shoot themselves while on the phone

That's half the fun!

 

[RossMAN]

I think it takes a special kind of person and I could never go through with it.

 

[Syringer]

One of those lines should hire this guy:

http://www.thebestpageintheuni.../c.cgi?u=manly_suicide

 

[imported_Tomato]

Originally posted by: Pliablemoose
Yep, I did for a number of years, not many calls, but the other volunteers were nice people.

Do you mind if I ask what kind of training you had to do?

 

[PowerMac4Ever]

Let's bump up old threads after we already reposted them.

 

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: Tomato

Originally posted by: Pliablemoose
Yep, I did for a number of years, not many calls, but the other volunteers were nice people.

Do you mind if I ask what kind of training you had to do?

Simultaneous threads++

 

[BW86]

Originally posted by: Syringer
One of those lines should hire this guy:

http://www.thebestpageintheuni.../c.cgi?u=manly_suicide

lol

Headbutting is probably the manliest thing ever. Not only is it useful for suicide, it's also a great way to break up with your girlfriend.

 

[Colt45]

pREPOST

 

[sandmanwake]

Rewarding? You betcha. It's a great place to meet women.

 

[dderidex]

Originally posted by: LordMaul

Originally posted by: PsychoticIdiot
id be afraid id say something wrong and they'd shoot themselves while on the phone

That's half the fun!

Yeah...ummm...wait, do they keep track of your 'success rate'?

I mean, if you volunteered and 100% of the calls you took ended up committing suicide while you were on the phone, whereas the center's average before you got there was, like, 20% or something....

I mean, you can't get in trouble for that, can you?

 

[yhelothar]

I heard on the radio that half the time people calls the suicide pervention hotline, it's busy.

 

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: dderidex

Originally posted by: LordMaul

Originally posted by: PsychoticIdiot
id be afraid id say something wrong and they'd shoot themselves while on the phone

That's half the fun!

Yeah...ummm...wait, do they keep track of your 'success rate'?

I mean, if you volunteered and 100% of the calls you took ended up committing suicide while you were on the phone, whereas the center's average before you got there was, like, 20% or something....

I mean, you can't get in trouble for that, can you?

3rd Degree murder charges.

 

[Goosemaster]

On a lighter note, it would be quite memorable if I walked in to those and everyone had scorecards taped next to the phone.

 

[Bootprint]

Maybe China could outsource their suicide hotlines, 9 out 10 calls get a busy signal.

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: Bootprint

Maybe China could outsource their suicide hotlines, 9 out 10 calls get a busy signal.

Man..and the chinese elevator music while on hold would make calling lethal...

 

[dderidex]

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: dderidex

Originally posted by: LordMaul

Originally posted by: PsychoticIdiot
id be afraid id say something wrong and they'd shoot themselves while on the phone

That's half the fun!

Yeah...ummm...wait, do they keep track of your 'success rate'?

I mean, if you volunteered and 100% of the calls you took ended up committing suicide while you were on the phone, whereas the center's average before you got there was, like, 20% or something....

I mean, you can't get in trouble for that, can you?

3rd Degree murder charges.

Seriously?

I mean, they were going to kill themselves BEFORE they called you, right?

All you did was NOT help them, right?