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12 Reasons to Laugh

Geekbabe

Geekbabe

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12 Reasons to Laugh

Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative.

I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it. So I said "Implants?" She hit me.

How come we choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?

A good friend will come and bail you out of jail... but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Darn...that was fun!"

Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison?

I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!

When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping..." Now I just "chunky dunk."

Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.

Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over?

Why do you have to swear on the Bible in court when the Ten Commandments cannot be displayed in a federal building?

Bumper sticker of the year: "If you can read this, thank a teacher -and, since it's in English, thank a soldier!!"

Wouldn't you know it... Brain cells come and brain cells go, but FAT cells live forever.
 
Originally posted by: Geekbabe
How come we choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?

A good friend will come and bail you out of jail... but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Darn...that was fun!"
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Hehe 😀
 
If anyone is interested I beleive that The Christmas Tree Shop is having a sale on rubber cocks. If anyone enjoys these decorative roosters give them a call and inquire.
 
What goes around usually gets dizzy and falls over.

Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.

Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.

Murphy's Law only fails when you try to demonstrate it.

I don't approve of political jokes...I've seen too many of them get elected.

When it comes to thought some people stop at nothing.

You can't have everything, where would you put it?

My wife has a weird deformity. One of her breasts is larger than the other two

Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

Everyone talks about apathy, but no one DOES anything about it.

All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

To my mind, if it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it probably needs about another 35 minutes in the microwave.
 
A good friend will come and bail you out of jail... but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Darn...that was fun!"
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LMFAO :laugh:

Cheers Geekbabe :wine:
 
Originally posted by: conjur
meh
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Heh - would have been slightly funnier it I hadn't received ~18 copies of the exact same email in my "SPAM-from-relatives" email account from my mom, aunt, sister-in-laws, etc.

:laugh:
 
Originally posted by: Geekbabe
Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison?
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Laugh9ing til lI rad that becasue there is NO IRONY.

In school, my tax dollars are paying a teacher to teach children.

Now, in jail, an inmate can read a bible during his OWN TIME. Ya, that's right. NO ONE IS MAKING HIM READ IT YOU FVCK. And no one says that a child can not read the bible in study hall.
 
Originally posted by: IHateMyJob2004
Originally posted by: Geekbabe
Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison?
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Laugh9ing til lI rad that becasue there is NO IRONY.

In school, my tax dollars are paying a teacher to teach children.

Now, in jail, an inmate can read a bible during his OWN TIME. Ya, that's right. NO ONE IS MAKING HIM READ IT YOU FVCK. And no one says that a child can not read the bible in study hall.
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Take a chill pill man. It's not like Geekbabe came up with this herself.
 
Mildly amusing in a conservative, middle-class, middle-aged kind of way.

---this thread crap brought to you by Happy Fun Ball (still legal in 16 states)
 
i read the title 12 reasons to laugh and i thought while it was loading (12 reasons to laugh, i bet one of them is that it takes less muscles then frowning!) and to my dismay when it loaded i saw 12 jokes oh well they where funny 😀 good job.
 
Originally posted by: IHateMyJob2004
Originally posted by: Geekbabe
Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison?
Click to expand...

Laugh9ing til lI rad that becasue there is NO IRONY.

In school, my tax dollars are paying a teacher to teach children.

Now, in jail, an inmate can read a bible during his OWN TIME. Ya, that's right. NO ONE IS MAKING HIM READ IT YOU FVCK. And no one says that a child can not read the bible in study hall.
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back away from your keyboard please sir, slowly,with your hands up :Q
 
Originally posted by: Geekbabe
Originally posted by: IHateMyJob2004
Originally posted by: Geekbabe
Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison?
Click to expand...

Laugh9ing til lI rad that becasue there is NO IRONY.

In school, my tax dollars are paying a teacher to teach children.

Now, in jail, an inmate can read a bible during his OWN TIME. Ya, that's right. NO ONE IS MAKING HIM READ IT YOU FVCK. And no one says that a child can not read the bible in study hall.
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back away from your keyboard please sir, slowly,with your hands up :Q
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Please take several of these and or stop posting.
 
Originally posted by: IHateMyJob2004
Originally posted by: Geekbabe
Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison?
Click to expand...

Laugh9ing til lI rad that becasue there is NO IRONY.

In school, my tax dollars are paying a teacher to teach children.

Now, in jail, an inmate can read a bible during his OWN TIME. Ya, that's right. NO ONE IS MAKING HIM READ IT YOU FVCK. And no one says that a child can not read the bible in study hall.
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lewzer
 
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