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[glenn beck]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/ho...ews/article2275504.ece

A SEX-MAD Russian died after guzzling a bottle of Viagra pills to keep him going for a 12-hour orgy with two women pals.

The women had bet mechanic Sergey Tuganov £3,000 that he wouldn?t be able to satisfy them both non-stop for the half-day sex marathon.

But minutes after winning the wager, the randy 28-year-old dropped dead with a heart attack, revealed Moscow police.

One of the women, named only as Alina, said: ?We called emergency services but it was too late, there was nothing they could do.?

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seriously, 12 hours????????????????

 

[DarrelSPowers]

wow...

 

[Amused]

He shouldn't have been so hard on himself.

 

[tfinch2]

Atleast he went out with a bang.

 

[ConstipatedVigilante]

"Minutes after winning the wager..." So, he died happy!

 

[FelixDeCat]

Where is Lorena Bobbitt when you need her?

 

[jorken]

That's the way you do it fella's

 

[kranky]

Sadly this hits home a bit. A friend of mine overdid the Viagra a couple months ago and lost a third of his sight. Apparently blood vessels burst in his eyes because of the Viagra overdose and he may or may not recover fully.

 

[EMPshockwave82]

Originally posted by: ConstipatedVigilante
"Minutes after winning the wager..." So, he died happy!

Darn right. Not only did he bang 2 women for 12 hours but he won 3000 pound in the process. It doesn't get much better than that.

 

[Josh123]

No one likes a quitter...

 

[JulesMaximus]

I'd like to see pics of the two women before I determine if this was a good way to die.

 

[Jeeebus]

It's a shame, he seemed like a real stand-up guy.

 

[kranky]

Originally posted by: EMPshockwave82

Originally posted by: ConstipatedVigilante
"Minutes after winning the wager..." So, he died happy!

Darn right. Not only did he bang 2 women for 12 hours but he won 3000 pound in the process. It doesn't get much better than that.

Doesn't get much better than that?

"Hey, follow these instructions and you'll get to have sex for 12 hours and win 3000 pounds. Oh, then you'll immediately die."

I don't think anyone would consider that a victory.

 

[vshah]

Die Hard 5: The Russian Job

 

[Amused]

He truly fscked off and died.

 

[Krazy4Real]

Wow. He's a true marathon man.

 

[ScottFern]

What a glorious way to go out..........

 

[hanoverphist]

Originally posted by: EMPshockwave82

Originally posted by: ConstipatedVigilante
"Minutes after winning the wager..." So, he died happy!

Darn right. Not only did he bang 2 women for 12 hours but he won 3000 pound in the process. It doesn't get much better than that.

it does if you live to spend the cash...

 

[foghorn67]

Don't look so down guys.

 

[SunnyD]

So he's a stiff now?

 

[Farang]

Originally posted by: foghorn67
Don't look so down guys.

Yea.. keep your head up.

 

[IceBergSLiM]

Tell me what does a whole bottle do that 2-3 can't?

 

[randay]

the sun

 

[SunnyD]

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim
Tell me what does a whole bottle do that 2-3 can't?

Give you a heart attack.

 

[SuperSix]

I can think of a LOT worse ways to go.