In no particular order:
I've learned that moshquerade is always there when you need...
ATOT loves pics of just about anything.
RossMAN rocks.
Oh, you meant in my marriage. The woman is always right, even when blatantly wrong and your own suggestions are actually right, in which after a time the woman will accept your suggestion except somehow turn it around making it her own suggestion implying the original was still right, but this new version is now even more right.
You take the victories where you can get them.
Do not rub said victories in your spouse's face.
Money is hardly worth fighting over, especially when you have none.
Giving a woman your debit/credit card is akin to posting your CC#, CVV#, SSN and Billing Address on the internet.
Video games are an addiction. Sex is the cure.
Having something to work towards every day makes it worth it.
Given enough time, you see the world around you in a new light.
When she describes herself as a psycho-bitch-from-hell, do NOT agree.
Working with your spouse in an employment setting is fun, but only if you aren't physically with them for the whole work day.
Most days, I'm glad I'm not a woman.
I could go on... but I'm at work.
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