$100 fapping tax?

ctbaars

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A Texas lawmaker has proposed a bill that would fine a man $100 each time he masturbates.
Not equivalent. Women can masturbate without restriction. But just think of all the infrastructural improvements that can be made.

The bill also imposes a 24-hour waiting period if a guy wants a colonoscopy
Okay. But it's covered by insurance just like a female exam.

or a vasectomy,
Okay. And it is NOT covered by government or insurance. Not necessary health care.

or if he's in the market for some Viagra.
Okay. Again, it is NOT covered by government or insurance. Not necessary health care.

With a little twerking, I think the law could be a good one!
 

momeNt

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A lot of men, frats, or households have fap jars. This is like a fap jar but the revenue is collected by the government. Not a big deal.

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ElFenix

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they'd fix all the budgetary issues with just a season's worth of jar filling over at a&m.
 

GagHalfrunt

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And everybody knows that the Plague is coming
Everybody knows that it's moving fast
Everybody knows that the naked man and woman
Are just a shining artifact of the past
Everybody knows the scene is dead
But there's gonna be a meter on your bed
That will disclose
What everybody knows
 
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rsachoc

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I wonder if they'll rely on men self-declaring this? They should then collect, oh about, $100.