100% Cranberry juice is pretty gnarly.

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Saint Nick

Saint Nick

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I bought three bottles of the stuff...whew. I'm going to have a hell of a time finishing them.

But I've got to detox!
 
Kaido

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Gnarly is exactly, exactly the word to describe it. That's exactly how I feel after I chug a glass of 100% cranberry juice...your body does that involuntary shiver and then you're like, "WHEW! Gnarly!".

Good luck with the last few bottles :D
 
Saint Nick

Saint Nick

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Its just bitter + tart. And super fucking extreme and GNARLY! WHOA.

But, seriously, its bad. I like the suggestions already in this thread. Vodka, gin, bubbly water, grapefruit juice...all sound great mixed with this. But pure? :barf:

I smoked marijuana about every weekend the past couple months and need to get it out for upcoming job interviews. I have a super fast metabolism with only about 10% body fat. I have also been riding a bike about 8 miles every other day up and down hills.

I think its probably out of my system.
 
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IGBT

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the Gas chromatography-mass spectrometry (GC-MS) will catch ya 6 months out.
 
Squisher

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I assume this is the unsweetened concentrated stuff from the health food store. I make it at about half strength and sometimes sweeten it with Stevia. It is an acquired taste.
 
Platypus

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om3gawave said:
Give me a fucking break, I'm hardly what you could call a "stoner".

Plus cranberry is good for...no matter how awful it tastes.



Everyone on this forum is an asshole. Thanks, I do hope I have good luck with this.
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Why am I an asshole for wishing you good luck?
 
rstove02

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You can always try pomegranate juice. Supposedly it is healthier than cranberry plus no where as harsh on the tastebuds. Only problem is that it is about 5x as expensive.
 
TallBill

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Cool story brah. At least when you fail the test you can continue on with your life at the current status quo.
 
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om3gawave said:
Give me a fucking break, I'm hardly what you could call a "stoner".

Plus cranberry is good for...no matter how awful it tastes.

Everyone on this forum is an asshole. Thanks, I do hope I have good luck with this.
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Cranberry is good for you. We're just trying to give you proper information and that is don't expect it to help you pass a piss test if it's coming up soon and you've only recently stopped smoking on a regular basis.
 
Saint Nick

Saint Nick

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Platypus said:
Why am I an asshole for wishing you good luck?
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Your dots at the end of your statement make it sound as if it is a very smugly- or sarcastically-written sentence.

crownjules said:
Cranberry is good for you. We're just trying to give you proper information and that is don't expect it to help you pass a piss test if it's coming up soon and you've only recently stopped smoking on a regular basis.
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I understand...not everyone on here is a dick, just most of you :p Seriously.

Well, I just mixed it with some filtered water, and its already a little better. Its not like this is the only thing to detoxify my body...like I said I am pretty much sweating my entire body's contents in water out every other day and am not very big to begin with.

I think I'll be okay.

I guess I just realized this is 100% Cranberry concentrate. I have been drinking the shit straight. Huh, no wonder it tastes like ass. I'm definitely going to try mixing it with a load of different things.
 
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om3gawave said:
I understand...not everyone on here is a dick, just most of you :p Seriously.

Well, I just mixed it with some filtered water, and its already a little better. Its not like this is the only thing to detoxify my body...like I said I am pretty much sweating my entire body's contents in water out every other day and am not very big to begin with.

I think I'll be okay.

I guess I just realized this is 100% Cranberry concentrate. I have been drinking the shit straight. Huh, no wonder it tastes like ass. I'm definitely going to try mixing it with a load of different things.
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lol.I find cranberry juice quite tasty. We always have some around since it helps with UTIs.
 
Saint Nick

Saint Nick

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GodlessAstronomer said:
You smoke weed every weekend. You're a stoner. Just like someone who drinks every weekend is a drinker.
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If someone who drinks every weekend is a "drinker"...then some who smokes every weekend should probably be called a "smoker".

"Stoner" has such a negative connotation, something that I don't involve myself with. Stoners mostly involve themselves more with recreational drug use. Besides, marijuana isn't a drug.

You fail

FoBoT said:
I love cranberry juice
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Suggest me things to mix it with :(
 
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