10 things you wish you didn't know

[LeetViet]

10 THINGS YOU'LL WISH YOU DIDN'T KNOW

1. During an hours swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/2 litre of urine.

2. In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 peni*es (touching door handles etc.)

3. An average person?s yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.

4. In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects -while you slept!

5. Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

6. Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

7. In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket.

8. At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests.

9. Daily you will breath in 1 litre of other peoples' anal gases.

10. Sharing a bag of crisps with a friend gives you a 10% chance of ingesting a small amount of their faeces.

ENJOY THE REST OF THE DAY!

 

[pyonir]

I'm bringing up the average of number 6.


errr...i mean......hehe...funny list.

 

[thirtythree]

after reading the first one, I think it's safe to say that these aren't all true. I don't drink the pool.

 

[KarenMarie]

ewwww!!!!

YUK!

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: KarenMarie
ewwww!!!!

YUK!

Nice to meet you KarenMarie....can i shake your hand??

 

[notfred]

11) You can say "penis" on ATOT.

And those all seem pretty fake or exaggerated, or immeasurable for that matter. Where in the hell can they get that 14 bugs eaten statistic from?

 

[hdeck]

5. Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

omgsohot!!!

 

[Whitecloak]

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: KarenMarie
ewwww!!!!

YUK!

Nice to meet you KarenMarie....can i shake your hand??

 

[wiredspider]

Yuck! But that couldn't possibly be all true!

 

[TitanDiddly]

I call shens. How would you get there statistics anyways? Shake hands with 100 people and ask: "Have you recently masturbated, and failed to wash your hands?" :Q

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: PhasmatisNox
I call shens. How would you get there statistics anyways? Shake hands with 100 people and ask: "Have you recently masturbated, and failed to wash your hands?" :Q

You'd be surprised what someone would do that is hard up for cash.

 

[KarenMarie]

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: KarenMarie
ewwww!!!!

YUK!

Nice to meet you KarenMarie....can i shake your hand??

hahaha!!
women 11
men 6
you would definately get the better of that deal!

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: KarenMarie
hahaha!!
women 11
men 6
you would definately get the better of that deal!

hmmmm. I suppose you'd be correct. Although, i did state i bring up the average on number 6. :Q

 

[Bigblades]

I'm a college student and have to say, most of those numbers are probably like 100x as large for me. Especially the one about anal gasses, I live with 3 other guys so I'm lucky if I ingest less than 50% anal gasses.

So what? If that sort of thing upsets you, you should never ever touch, breath, eat, or look at anything. Otherwise, just live with it.

 

[TitanDiddly]

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: PhasmatisNox
I call shens. How would you get there statistics anyways? Shake hands with 100 people and ask: "Have you recently masturbated, and failed to wash your hands?" :Q

You'd be surprised what someone would do that is hard up for cash.

How many would answer truthfully? Without being paid? In which case it's bogus anyways.

 

[ElFenix]

5. Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

6. Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

men are cleaner than women

 

[KarenMarie]

Originally posted by: ElFenix

5. Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

6. Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

men are cleaner than women

no, actually it means that women satisfy men more then men satisfy women....

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: PhasmatisNox

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: PhasmatisNox
I call shens. How would you get there statistics anyways? Shake hands with 100 people and ask: "Have you recently masturbated, and failed to wash your hands?" :Q

You'd be surprised what someone would do that is hard up for cash.

How many would answer truthfully? Without being paid? In which case it's bogus anyways.

You'd be surprised how many people would answer truthfully when challenged with an uncomfortable question.

 

[nageov3t]

Originally posted by: LeetViet

10 THINGS YOU'LL WISH YOU DIDN'T KNOW

1. During an hours swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/2 litre of urine.

2. In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 peni*es (touching door handles etc.)

3. An average person?s yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.

4. In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects -while you slept!

5. Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

6. Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

7. In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket.

8. At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests.

9. Daily you will breath in 1 litre of other peoples' anal gases.

10. Sharing a bag of crisps with a friend gives you a 10% chance of ingesting a small amount of their faeces.

ENJOY THE REST OF THE DAY!

#1 and #4 are definitely bs. too lazy to look up the rest of them.

www.snopes.com

 

[boomdart]

One thing I wish I didn't know...

My best friend for the last 6 years, who has been living with me the whole time, is now dating my sister and they've gone further than I would like...He's 19 and she's 15.

I now live at the dorms at my college, and my friend still lives in my old room at my house.

Yes, it sort of ticks me off to think of it, hell, they're almost brother and sister.

 

[The Stigenator]

ewwwwwww

 

[DrPizza]

Originally posted by: notfred
11) You can say "penis" on ATOT.

And those all seem pretty fake or exaggerated, or immeasurable for that matter. Where in the hell can they get that 14 bugs eaten statistic from?

Agreed. I'd be willing to bet those statistics were just made up, with no research done. #1 was a dead give away.. 1/2 liter of urine? That's not even realistic.