$10,000 Phone call (A stolen Brutuskend JOKE)

Brutuskend

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A man in Topeka, Kansas decided to write a book about churches around the country. He started by flying to San Francisco and began working east from there. Going to a very large church, he began taking photographs and making notes. He spotted a golden telephone on the vestibule wall and was intrigued with a sign, which read "Calls: $10,000 a minute."

Seeking out the pastor, he asked about the phone and the sign. The pastor answered that this golden phone is, in fact, a direct line to Heaven and if he pays the price he can talk directly to God. The man thanked the pastor and continued on his way.

As he continued to visit churches in Seattle, Tulsa, St. Louis, Chicago, Milwaukee, and around the United States, he found more phones, with the same sign, and the same answer from each pastor.

Finally, he arrived at a small church in Brady, Texas. Behold, he saw the usual golden telephone. But THIS time, the sign read: "Calls: 35 cents."

Fascinated, he asked to talk to the pastor, "Reverend, I have been in cities all across the country and in many churches I have found this golden telephone and have been told it is a direct line to Heaven and that I could talk to God, but in the other churches the cost was $10,000 a minute. Your sign reads only 35 cents a call. Why?"








The pastor, smiling benignly, replied, "Son, you're in Texas now......It's a local call."


(Feel free to replace Texas with YOUR state if it makes you feel any better! ) :roll:
 

tami

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who in the world thinks that texas is heaven? :p

maybe hell cuz it's so hot. :)

:D
 

So

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hehe.

:beer:

I was amused, largely due to the amusingly large ego that is stereotypical of texas.

<---Nevedan non theist.
 

oogabooga

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meh i thought it was okay. I know for fact my state probally isn't heaven (california) we're too crazy here for that ;) *runs out of the building to avoid any flames*
 

Bumrush99

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.0000000000001/10

Kept me interested until the punchline killed it..

Motion to ban!
 

Kyteland

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Originally posted by: Homerboy
we need some sort of on going scale to rate all of his jokes
I've always said he should put a poll in every joke thread he starts.

 

mwtgg

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Originally posted by: paulney
It's supposed to be Vatican or Israel, not Texas. Texas? WTF!

Yeah, Israel looks like heaven to me. I guess it is if you avoid taking the bus, or being on the streets at all, really...
 

Ronstang

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Originally posted by: tami
who in the world thinks that texas is heaven? :p

maybe hell cuz it's so hot. :)

:D

Really? I was in Arizona Friday and it was 115 and only in the 90s in Houston. It was 103 in LA the same afternoon. It is not the heat....it is the HUMIDITY!!!!! But other than that Texas is heaven in a lot of other ways compared to other places, most of all the low population of liberals makes it worth bearing the heat and humidity.