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Lifer
1) Go over-budget planning your wedding
2) Disappear
3) Claim you were taken hostage
4) Start nation-wide man-hunt
5) Come out of hiding on the other side of the country
6) Gain national TV, radio, and newspaper coverage
7) Postpone but don't cancel your wedding plans
8) CNN wants live coverage of your wedding
9) Guest appearances on Larry King Live, etc.
10) PROFIT
(Note: Steps 8-10 are purely conjecture at this point.)
2) Disappear
3) Claim you were taken hostage
4) Start nation-wide man-hunt
5) Come out of hiding on the other side of the country
6) Gain national TV, radio, and newspaper coverage
7) Postpone but don't cancel your wedding plans
8) CNN wants live coverage of your wedding
9) Guest appearances on Larry King Live, etc.
10) PROFIT
(Note: Steps 8-10 are purely conjecture at this point.)
