0-60 in 4.9 sec & (2) 40oz beers

[John]

We had our Christmas party tonight and I drank it up. Afterwards I went to go see "Another Teen Movie" and it sucked @$$. Booooo

My buddy drove me back to my car (2002 Firehawk). I pulled up to the stoplight by my office and did a massive burnout when the biatch turned green. There was a cop right behind me as it turns out. He pulled up next to me and flashed his lights...I rolled down my window and he said "you are lucky I have a domestic violence call to tend to.....slow your ass down!!!"

Needless to say I sobered up real quick.

 

[Rent]

Generally I'm all for watching badass cars doing badass things, but think before you drink next time.

 

[Adul]

needless to say you are a luck foo.

 

[ucvb6]

man, your a$$ got lucky.

one in a million. what are the chances of a cop getting a call right after pulling you over? :Q

 

[John]

Whasutasd dso U maner man I ain'ttt drUNnk

 

[John]

<< man, your a$$ got lucky.

one in a million. what are the chances of a cop getting a call right after pulling you over? :Q >>



He didn't pull me over. He pulled up next to me @ 40mph and motioned me to roll my window down.

 

[perry]

Run, do not drive, to the nearest gas station! Quick, Quick! Buy a lottery ticket! Today is your lucky day!

 

[Rent]

<< Whasutasd dso U maner man I ain'ttt drUNnk >>



Where in texas was this? I'll come poke you when you pass out

 

[jpucci1]

ya i was the guy who took him to his car.
Luckly i drive slowly when a little tipsy.
LOL

 

[StageLeft]

So you had 2 40 oz beer (over limit) and then proceed to burn out in a 2002 firehawk which is just BEGGING for a cop to pull you over? Man, oh man.

 

[viewton]

whew! what a lucky day...if that couple hadn't been smackin each other around, you might have gotten in a lil bit of trouble there buddy...thank goodness for domestic disputes!

 

[Mustangrrl]

<< Where in texas was this? I'll come poke you when you pass out >>

WTF?

Anyway, wow, you know you shouldn't drink and drive, right?
~robyn

 

[MooseKnuckle]

You must have been wasted, no sober person would choose to see that movie.

 

[Hanpan]

Wow. Dammit you really lucked out. I could have been a expensive night.

 

[RambleOn]

That just isn't cool, if you go around drinking and driving, I'd keep it quiet just so you don't lose any respect around here.

 

[JC]

Seems you're still a 'golden' member

 

[ShadowHunter]

Demote this man to junior member immediately. To drink and drive....geez....what a dumbfvck. Are you BEGGING for jail time??

 

[ElFenix]

drinking + driving, damn near the dumbest thing you can possibly do
drinking + driving + doing burnouts in front of cops, the second dumbest thing you can possibly do


the only way you can make it even more dumb would be to shoot the cop.

 

[John]

<< That just isn't cool, if you go around drinking and driving, I'd keep it quiet just so you don't lose any respect around here. >>



Respect gained over the years isn't lost over a one night stand. It had been roughly 2+ hours since I had a drink anyhow. In addition I rarely drink alcohol. I was fully aware of the fact I was doing a burnout, and frankly I didn't give a rats @$$ at the time. Don't you think if I was really endangering the life of a person the cop might have reacted in a different manner? I think so...

You peons that bring up member rank all the time need to get a life. People are people.

 

[JC]

um, I meant 'golden' like in 'lucky'.....

 

[John]

<< um, I meant 'golden' like in 'lucky'..... >>



I thought you meant golden shower.

 

[JC]

Nobody gets my humor here, I'm keepin' my day job

 

[Midnight Rambler]

<< It had been roughly 2+ hours since I had a drink anyhow. In addition I rarely drink alcohol. >>

John, these two sentences combined suggest you might well have been over the blood alcohol limit, even if you didn't think you were. If you rarely drink, your tolerance is much lower.

 

[John]

<< If you rarely drink, your tolerance is much lower. >>



Youwer writee I ammmmmmmm drUNK.

 

[bjc112]

John, were $h!t faced?

i was "under the influnce a tad" tonight.. haha but i know what the cops can dooo!