Two boys were playing a game of stickball back in 1953 when one of the boys was attacked by a rabid Rottweiler.
Thinking quickly, the other boy rips a board off the nearby fence, wedges it down the dog's collar, and twists, breaking the dogs neck.
A Boston Globe reporter hears of the incident and rushes over to interview the boy. "YOUNG BRAVES FAN SAVES FRIEND FROM VICIOUS ANIMAL" he starts writing in his notebook.
"But I'm not a Braves fan," the little hero replies. "Sorry, since we are in Boston, I just assumed you were," says the reporter, and he starts writing again. "RED SOX FAN RESCUES FRIEND FROM HORRIFIC ATTACK." He jots in his notebook.
"But I'm not an Red Sox fan either," the boy responds.
I assumed everyone Boston was either for the Braves or the Red Sox. "What team do you root for?" the reporter asks.
"I'm a Yankees fan," the boy says.
The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes, "LITTLE BASTARD KILLS BELOVED FAMILY PET."
A beautfiul woman walks into a doctors office and the doctor is
awestruck. All his professionalism goes out the window.
He tells her to take off her pants and he starts rubbing her thighs.
He says "Do you know what I am doing?" She replies "Yes, checking
He tells her to take off her shrit and bra and he starts rubbing her
breats. He says "Do you know what I am doing now?" She replies
"Yes, checking for lumps and cancer." Finally, he tells he takes off
her panties, lays her on the table, gets on top of her, and starts
having sex with her. He says "Do you know what I am doing now?"
She replies "Yes, getting herpies. That's why I am here."