eggnog

Slurpy eggy cinnamonny nutmegy awesomeness! Mmmm, eggnog. Don't ruin it with booze. Booze wrecks eggnog. Virgin eggnog => a preview of heaven. Spiked eggnog => puking in reverse. I set out to write a parody thread but when I saw the wall of text I was thinking about parodying, I said...