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    Hypothetical Situation

    Sit right next to the wall and rub one out.
  2. M

    Politics Explained

    :thumbsup:
  3. M

    this fruit is f'in awesome

    Gaggingrunt means you have to do more than pull a tab.
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    uncooked rolled oats ok to eat?

    I eat em every morning with skim milk and no sugar. Also a bunch of fruit in a blender (with all the pulp). About ten minutes after I finish my coffee I drop a soft-serve while I read the paper.
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    Do you / Would you eat bear meat?

    Now you know why turds are such great survivors.
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    It's beginning to sink in that my dad will not be around forever

    Both of my parents are dead and take it from me, do everything that you can to make sure that later you have no regrets. They always knew I loved them but I have always felt like I didn't say it enough. And I wish I had done more stuff for them (surprise them with a dinner, whatever). And I...
  7. M

    Getting sunglasses adjusted?

    Most places WILL do it for free, just like they will replace screws for free. Just ask them to do it, if they charge anything it will be a couple two three dollars.
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    Do you / Would you eat bear meat?

    You don't know how to prepare it. It can be tender (and not too gamey) if it is prepared properly. If you soak a bear steak in beer for 24 hours before cooking it will always be very edible (it's gamey, no doubt about it, but much less, and GOOD).
  9. M

    The word of the day: Condoms

    BAREBACK BABY
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    Is this normal of recent retirees?

    Why should he have been sarcastic...? [rereads MrDudeMan's first post] Oh.
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    The word of the day: Condoms

    WORD OF THE DAY: BAREBACK
  12. M

    Job App question...

    They can say anything they want but may be restricted by company policy (I think you mean). This is for fear of legal action by former employees. Safer to just say, "yes he worked here."
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    Worlds Smallest Man

    I am anxiously waiting for the day that the cost and skill required to render great CGI will come down to the point that it can be used in mainstream pr0n. Then, we could see the 20ft smokin hot honeygiant in ligerie grabbing some guy out of his 2nd story bedroom window and taking him to her...
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    I'm looking for a quote:

    Where's TRUST?
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    Job App question...

    Just call them and ask them to clarify. Maybe they mean that before they formally offer the position they want to talk to present employers, but perhaps not right now... I don't know, but just call and explain the situation. Or tell your present employer. Or say no and look somewhere else.
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    Worlds Smallest Man

    OK. So that would be like hitting a 20 foot tall woman. That would be AWESOME! In all the dwarf pr0n I have seen they are equipped like big people so fitting problems are nil. Just think of a hot 20 ft tall woman, dressed in 18" heels, black thigh highs, garters, 68 JJ Bra, etc., waiting...
  17. M

    Daughter's 8th grade teacher showing Troy movie in the classroom.

    "And one time, when I was in Jesus Camp..."
  18. M

    Daughter's 8th grade teacher showing Troy movie in the classroom.

    Has to be a guardian ("parent or guardian"). Pedo's don't count.
  19. M

    I'm looking for a quote:

    "Love is little little flowers and trust are little delicate green brances that the love-flowers live on, so they are symbiotic." - Meatyone
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    Gingerbread Nazi Display

    Yeah! All he said was, "someone should kidnap his children and throw them inside of a gas oven and turn on the gas...?" What's the big deal?
  21. M

    Man takes a photo of himself every day for six years...

    :confused: Or they could just snap a photo a day.
  22. M

    Gingerbread Nazi Display

    I am trying...please let me know your secret! Hoodoo Talisman.
  23. M

    Gingerbread Nazi Display

    YOU GO JEFFY!
  24. M

    Car stereo faceplate stolen - please help me get a replacement!

    Sounds like the LOES Y0I-206A. This is a midrange brand from Taiwan - decent quality. I don't think they make that model anymore, but you could google anyway.
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    Gingerbread Nazi Display

    Looks like you did a good job of THAT...
  26. M

    Gingerbread Nazi Display

    Get serious. Your point?
  27. M

    Gingerbread Nazi Display

    You have no idea if he is laughing or not. In fact there is nothing in the article to suggest he is. That is you projecting. Take a look at THE HONEYGRANNY and you are sure to feel better. There now. Cookie?
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    Gingerbread Nazi Display

    Seek help. No really.
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    Econ major, I got a question

    Finally some honesty. Most guys would do the same and have thought about it many times but will never admit it. There was a time when experimentation and new experiences were highly valued in a progressive culture of free love. Now everyone is worried about their frat bros laughing, too much...
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    Econ major, I got a question

    Grannybaby can help you.
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    Top 3 rants

    1) Personal attacks 2) People who think they are superior to subsequent generations. 3) People who don't like my Honeybaby. EDIT: Alternate 3) Totally lame azz sig lines (I ain't talkin about my own Jeffy).
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    Top 3 rants

    Mods locking my Granny Landlady YAGT. Mods locking my Granny Landlady YAGT. Mods locking my Granny Landlady YAGT. My GRANNY. (not my real granny, my HONEYgranny.
  33. M

    Car Starters?

    Speaking of grandparents, check out this GRANNY. Hotness. As to the starter, who knows?
  34. M

    YAGT: Picked Up My Hairdresser

    Go with a GRANNY every time!!!!
  35. M

    If you were buying a house...

    Toys for granny.
  36. M

    YAGT: Picked Up My Hairdresser

    She's kinda young. Older women are the way to go. Trust me on this.
  37. M

    YAGT: The Landlady

    She is a pr0nstar all right but you did not see her on any video unless I made it, and I ain't sharin those. If you don't believe me, fine, but you didn't see her on any video.
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    YAGT: The Landlady

    See updates. She posed all of these for me. SHE PICKED ALL THE CLOTHES. You wouldn't believe the lingerie granny Judy has. A TON. Lots of colors, but heavy on black - perfect for me. Every single one of these ended up in pr0n photos which unfortunately are not as good - I kept meaning to...