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  1. J

    what's the LONGEST BOOK you've ever read?

    The Three Musketeers unabridged. I read it last summer and really enjoyed it.
  2. J

    I almost fought a homeless guy on the weekend

    I heard that if you get the hobo blood in your blood stream you end up becoming one. I knew this guy who was on a business trip in SanFran. He was just walking down the street and all of a sudden this hobo jumps out of an alley and bites him! Like he really gnawed at the guy's arm. By the time...
  3. J

    AHH!!! WHAT IS THE WORD!!

    Damn Interesting
  4. J

    Scenario: You are attacked by an unarmed thug

    He's naked. And as the assailant approaches you realize who it is.
  5. J

    Where were you on 9-11?

    I was getting ready for school in the living room at home. I was in 2nd grade so while it was on the tv I really didn't know anything was wrong.
  6. J

    do you know why Americans are fat?

    Not sure how well this link will work Great article. Might need to sign into your nytimes.com account first.
  7. J

    Best Board Games

    Risk, Stratego, Connect Four, Scrabble, Chess, and Checkers are all great.
  8. J

    random irony

    hahaha. It gave me a good chuckle
  9. J

    What's your favorite FEMALE artist or band with female vocalist?

    Neko Case and Kathryn Calder are beautiful in the The New Pornographers' albums.
  10. J

    If you could bring one person back from the dead, who would it be?

    Steve Irwin Tesla A founding father (preferably Jefferson) Mitch Headburg Winston Churchill I'll think up more in the morning.
  11. J

    So I get in the elevator to get into my apartment....

    You should camp out at the elevator until she comes back. Then follow her to her door and ask if you and the guys can come in so the three of you can tell her old stories about Vietnam over tuna finger-sandwiches and tea. Then you can dress up like a schoolgirl, and she can dress up like a...
  12. J

    What's Your Lumosity IQ Score?

    Total Score: 144 Attention: 145 Memory: 157 Processing Speed: 132 Edit: Total Score: 147 Attention: 152 Memory: 153 Processing Speed 136
  13. J

    What would be a nice pen?

    Try pen island. Nice hard pens.
  14. J

    10 yr old Stomps on Flag at Military funeral

    More specifically Westboro Baptist Church - NSFW due to language.
  15. J

    Make your own Motivational posters

    I laughed so fucking hard at that! :laugh::thumbsup:
  16. J

    What major changes we MIGHT see in the next 100 years ?

    I sometimes wonder what the food will be like in the next 100 years. Will there be any big changes from now? Will fast-food get worse or will people become wiser with their choices? Will obesity become more controlled? Will the food become less natural? When these questions really start to get...
  17. J

    HBO, MAX, or Showtime package - which 1 and why?

    Take HBO - Bill maher and all the others that have been mentioned. Showtime does have weeds, dexter, Penn & Teller Bullsh!t, and This American Life though. Btw, are they bringing back This American Life fore another season. Anyone know?
  18. J

    Natural sleeping aids?

    Roll a catnip joint or drink some catnip tea. Link Fun Fact: Catnip stimulates cats if sniffed, but can also act as a mild sedative if eaten.
  19. J

    Please name some hilarious comic standups

    Demetri Martin is alright.
  20. J

    Drunken rant

    Find an alternative to AA if you're seeking help. It's a cult that won't help you kick the habit.
  21. J

    So I'm leaving ATOT until I've finished reading Harry Potter

    Harry and the ginger hook up and... well... they play with each other's wand.
  22. J

    BOOK THREAD! PART DEUX

    One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest - Ken Kesey
  23. J

    Amy Winehouse

    I prefer her sister, Stacy Bourbonshack, over her to be honest ;) Actually I've never heard of her before.
  24. J

    Oh noes!

    Friday the 13th is silly superstition. Just like all other days except that some people are more aware of the unfortunate things that happen to them.
  25. J

    Neighbors STOLE my dog.

    I don't have any anger management problems or even own a dog, but if some punk-ass brats took my cat I'd crack their f'ing skulls and leave them bloody on the pavement. Cops. Parents. Lawsuit. PI. Vandalizing is a terrible idea, though it's very tantalizing.
  26. J

    Toilet water cleaner than fountain water at Oregon middle school

    Haha. The Borat scene is the first thing i thought of after reading the title.
  27. J

    Red Lines On the White Part of Your Eyes

    Hehehe. We learned about the eyes already. Unfortunately, I forgot to ask about the vessels in, and around, the eyes.
  28. J

    Tacos: Hard Shell or Soft Shell

    Hard is good every once in a while, but i prefer soft because the hard slices my mouth up somethin' fierce.
  29. J

    Red Lines On the White Part of Your Eyes

    See Title.
  30. J

    Happiness is...

    a well organized room.
  31. J

    Big foot discrimination!

    From the title of your thread I thought you were going to talk about sasquatch. :)
  32. J

    Old people sayings

    "Cold as a witch's tit!" "Don't bite the hand that feeds you." I always chuckle at that one for some reason.
  33. J

    Emmett Louis Till

    Dylan wrote a good song about the incident.
  34. J

    Vegan Parents Guilty Of Starving Son

    That got a good chuckle out of me. :laugh: