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    Holy Potato

    Oh, my holy jesus. I baked some potatoes on the grill last night along with some delicious steak, and I kept some to eat the next day (today). Imagine my surprise when I cut open the last potato, and saw this: Holy Potato This is no hoax ladies and gentleman. That is the cross of christ...
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    Sennheiser headphones...

    So, I'm chilling out on my couch, watching a movie with my wireless headphones on. I get up to go take a leak and am frozen in my tracks literally as soon as i step foot in the bathroom. Because as soon as I enter the doorway, there is a loud static hiss that scared the crap out of me and...
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    Car Accident... with pics

    Pictures: Keeerash So I'm taking my 3 year old to the beach, because its a nice day and we are bored. I'm going down a pretty straight road, (abiding the speed limit, 35) when the guy in front of me puts his left turn signal on. So I slow down, come to a stop behind him, check my mirror...
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    Helpdesk fail

    So im busy at work, browsing ATOT threads when I overhear the helpdesker across the cube wall from me say: "Yeah, thats I for Eileen. Ohh wait, I mean India." Wow. That is all.
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    'greed' is the ultimate monkey?

    So an old employer wants me to go back and work with them, but i have to go through a contracting agency. The contractors are fine with that, don't need an interview etc, just paperwork and pee test. Well when the one recruiter calls me to arrange a meeting for paperwork he says "So, you are...
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    Bypassing a Coffee packet

    I have a self contained sachet of Flavia Sumatra blend coffee. This packet has a little plastic thing at the top of it. Normally you slot it into a machine, close the door and it makes coffee for you. I do not have this machine. I wish to drink this coffee. Can I just open the sachet and add...
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    Kensington laptop lock

    Client lost the key to her kensington laptop lock which is currently locked into her D-Series Dell port replicator. She wanted me to 'order a master key' from Kensington. Yeah, right. Okay lady. Anyway I tried the rolled up card trick to no avail, though it works on my slightly newer laptop...
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    My kid got owned..

    So im getting ready for work this morning, my 2 yr old asks for a piece of bread so I gave him some bread to eat. I go to the bathroom to brush my teeth and he comes over to me a couple of minutes later and says: '"spit it out?" I'm like uhhh ok, spit it out in the toilet. So he came to the...
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    Removing a deformity

    So i have this pea sized tumour/deformation/lump thing on my arm. Doesnt really cause me any problems, but it is unsightly. I dont have health insurance, will it be very expensive to have it sliced out? ballpark figure from anyone that has had such lumps removed...? Or should I have at...
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    Fat people..

    I have nothing against fat people per se, but there is some kind of deep seated anger I feel towards fat people with high pitched voices. Am I alone in this? I just passed one in the corridor, squealing at his companion like some god awful human/pig mutation and was starting to think about...
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    Black Sheep

    umm...best movie for 2007 anyone? Black Sheep
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    Brit Professor arrested for Jaywalking

    BBC Article To me, Jaywalking is a ridiculous law to enforce. So I thought this article was pretty funny about a professor that just got arrested for doing so, like he was some kind of bad ass criminal :D
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    Shipping a Police Baton

    I'm a brit living in the US and just got a message from my dad. He had a run in with some drunk guy trying to pick a fight on his way home from the pub and shooed him off with a fortunately placed brick. He would however, prefer an extending baton for any such problems in the future. Trouble...
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    I Wiin!

    Well, I was actually about to risk getting in trouble at work by driving 40 minutes to pick up a Wii i spotted on ebay for $375 in Chicago. Was going to be a straight up exchange, the guy had several units so we were going to bypass ebay. I had just put my coat on and was walking out to my...
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    Delicious Dogs

    Just had to share this. I googled "tastiest MacDonalds meal" (dont ask) and the first result in google was: www.deliciousdogs.com :D "For as long as anyone can remember, dogs have not only been man's best friend, but they have also been man's best MEAL. Unfortunately, some countries...
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    3 car pileup

    So im driving on my way home, its slightly wet out. Im taken quite by surprise when the car in front of me is all of a sudden at a standstill. So by the time i get my brakes on its pretty much too late, wheels lock and i slide a couple of feet into the back of this guy. Was doing maybe 25-35...
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    Indians fail to measure up

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/6161691.stm "A survey of more than 1,000 men in India has concluded that condoms made according to international sizes are too large for a majority of Indian men." :o