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    Catholic Church, founded by Jesus

    wait... are we still talking about Peter Piper? The one with the pickled peppers?
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    Friend found this on my propert and says its pot!

    If it passes that test, then what? Do you eat some?
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    Im giving yall 30 minutes to convince me not to buy this

    Do you know how many Africans Bill Gates would hire to screw in his light bulbs?
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    In other anally-retentive phone news....

    That much is obvious, and is even mentioned in the article. Scroll down.
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    See if you can get this Maths Question right

    true. He bought the item for $18 and sold it for $21, gaining $3 markup. He lost the $100 from the counterfeit bill. The $3 profit was not really lost, as the transaction was made. $3 - $100 = -$97
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    law bans smoking in ga restaurants

    Well, either of the studies would be based on statistics. You can use selection to make statistics say just about anything. This is not as uncommon a tactic as you'd think. Perhaps it is not the smartest thing to quote "studies" as a source.
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    law bans smoking in ga restaurants

    I'd sell the dirt. Then the consumer would enjoy a positive, non-addictive time wiping the dirt on people's clothing. That can be held as a positive quality!
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    law bans smoking in ga restaurants

    didn't you get the memo? The definition of irony has been changed. It now means anything you want it to mean. Isn't that ironic?
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    law bans smoking in ga restaurants

    so mysterious :shocked:
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    Budweiser Employee Fired for Drinking Coors

    On the application to most jobs it has some kind of legal wording saying that both you and the employer have the right to terminate employement without cause.
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    12-year-old girl plunges knife into back of boy

    Some people are better than others at hiding such things. Sometimes a family has to be extremely perceptive to notice.
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    If 666 signifies Satan, what number signifies God?

    Actually, this is true. 666 is Man's number, and it signifies the Antichrist. Of course, the Antichrist is in league with Satan, so if you want to get technical, maybe it does signify Satan.
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    Living paycheck to paycheck?

    the 35 or so people that has responded to this poll the point still stands
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    The first time you kissed a girl.... Updated! Now with Poll!

    Good Lord, I give up on trying to get through this thread... it's getting longer faster than I read it. I'm done
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    Catholocism = Christianity?

    We're just talking about the numbers here... whether Catholicism falls under Christianity or not. Whether you believe Catholicism or Protestantism is the truth, they both go under the Christianity piece of pie. k?
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    My mom's boss got a UPS driver fired

    Correct. It takes a number of years to get to the driver position, and you do start as a loader/unloader, most likely either from 10 pm to 3 am, or 3 am to 8 am. On the plus side, you will eat more than normal, lose weight, and gain strength, and it will be very noticeable in just one month...
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    POLL: Do you have a criminal record?

    I'm afraid this thread has scarred me for life; i'll never be the same again.
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    Catholocism = Christianity?

    Christian = follower of Christ. That being said, there are many who call themselves Christians, including Orthodox Christians, Catholics, and the many demoninations of Protestants. But statistics have to do with the labels, not with the lifestyle.
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    ¡Oh mi sandía del dios?!?!

    Korean, very cool. No puedo hablar español, solo ingles.
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    Anger Management

    Yeah, prolly, but don't ruin it... it's like a magic trick. If you know how it works, don't tell!
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    PSA: The new "lol" is now "ltm"

    No, I'm actually laughing when I type "lol". Not only that, but when I type "rofl", I'm actually on the floor. When I type "Lmao", well... that kinda hurts, but things grow back in time.
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    Whats the point of getting a wireless mouse?

    I like keyboards.
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    Hahhahaha, my gf is a nasty one

    Reminds me of the time I went to blockbuster and the bored counter girl was listening to her voice messages on speaker phone. Most of them were from her ex boyfriend, who was telling her how much he wants her back, how he misses her, how he'll do whatever he didn't do the first time, etc...
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    Found a note on my van this morning.

    30 + 42 = 72!
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    It's Saturday night....

    Keep the commitment. Ask the person of the opposite gender if they are willing to wait to see the movie until you don't have a prior commitment. If this won't work out, tell the person you would love to do something else with them soon. This way, they will know you are a person who keeps...
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    Math Question...

    told off by a 10 year old... ouch
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    California to ban hunting over Internet

    So, do you think this will include fishing? What else does it need to cover?
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    How much does a kitten cost?

    It totally depends on which cut you want. The hindquarters range from $10-$15. The ribs run from $5 to $15. Prices vary depending on geographical location, as well as breed of cat, size of cat, etc. Personally, I think beef tastes better, and it's certainly cheaper to buy.
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    Poll: Hypothetical situation, what would you do?

    I'm trying to think of an answer, but I can't stop laughing.
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    I'm tired of bad haircuts and want to shave myself bald. Any tips?

    As far as cancer, well, you're not going to live forever anyway, and as far as the baldness goes, he said he wanted to keep it that way.... do it do it do it! :D
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    I'm tired of bad haircuts and want to shave myself bald. Any tips?

    Aren't there people who use a cream which dissolves hair? Would that work?
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    So your carded to get in a casino and....

    So when he asked if I had a DL, I just stuck out my hand and asked for my ID card back. Stuck it in my wallet and left. I just wanna know. Am I the jackass or is the nosy security guard?? Don't stop there! You've got them right where you want them! Write a letter to the owner of the...
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    How's this for a vanity plate?

    haha, good one
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    What scams have been attempted on you?

    Uh... you gave a random person your address for two dollars? That scares me.
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    ~~ Bravo has Wargames the movie on!~~

    Yes, very good movie.
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    For the love of God, Allah, Adonai or whoever you believe in as the almighty/all-knowing...

    Now what's really gonna get you thinking... Does anyone actually follow the medical advice they're given here? hmmmmm...
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    is this video real?

    I prefer this link Jabba after a sex change?
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    WebMasters Look Here

    I might like coconut cream pie, what's in it? It's a pie, and it's got coconut in it... and cream.
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    California Would Gain $30M Annually By Legalizing Gay Marriage

    In related statistical news: Heterosexuals have a 100% Mortality rate. I think I'll get a sex change and become a Lesbian. Nice.