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    looking for a story read here a few years back

    YES! that's it! Thankyouverymuch!! It is on a different page but I'll bet I can piece it together or find it elsewhere based on this. Thx again
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    looking for a story read here a few years back

    I tried googling it, then I tried searching (as stated above). I specifically mentioned it b/c I knew someone would tell me to search. It was a popular enouhg story at the time I figured someone would have bookmarked it.
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    looking for a story read here a few years back

    I don't recall the crap sandwich right now, but it seems like it could fit.
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    looking for a story read here a few years back

    Tried to search, but got nothing. I remember reading a story posted here a long time age where a person told lengthy horror stories about their roomate. Their roomate was filthy, a thief, and eventually the person just locked themselves in their room. At one point they only entered the apt...
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    Help me figure out how to use my chair

    Hmmm, upon closer inspection there is one hole on the side of the base of the chair adjacent to the pneumatic post which appears worn, like a lever USED to be there. I'll bet this lever has snapped off and the chair is officially broken.
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    Help me figure out how to use my chair

    Thx, we need the extra chair for meetings in the office etc, right now you feel like you are sitting on a small stool with knees up to your chest. I'll play with the unnamed lever
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    Help me figure out how to use my chair

    This (sadly) is not a joke, and actually it's the extra chair in my boss' office. There are 3 levers, 2 are marked for recline lockout and lumbar adj. the 3rd is unmarked but appears to be the lockout for sliding the chair base forward and back. It does nothing to raise/lower the chair as far as...
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    Artist starves dog for exhibit

    NO way , are you serious? How is having your throat slit "relatively painless"? I'd wager most animals raised for food are not happy and do suffer their whole lives. I'm not a vegetarian (yet) but I certainly relize my own hypocrisy with regard to my habit of fueling the meat industry
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    Motorola Says, "It's Not a Penis"

    First the cover of Little Mermaid and now this?!? Holy hell our society is going into the gutter
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    Has anyone here made a potato gun?

    Make sure you glue/screw the combustion chamber together REALLY well. I once shot mine "from the hip" only to have it explode on my hip. The potato kind of made a "phoomp" noise as it weakly exited the barrel.
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    Pest Control : Air Pellet gun

    Can't you scare them off/ make them leave w/o killing them?
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    Check out My new Bike!

    Awww I was thinking bike as in bicycle. I'm building one right now so I guess that's why my brain read your title that way.
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    Motorola Says, "It's Not a Penis"

    The cock face lol
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    Ebay Etiquette?

    Leave a neg and get a retaliatory neg feedback for you too. Be happy you got paid and forget about this.
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    Ebay Etiquette?

    Some auctions have the "immediate payment required" text on them. I don't know who you have to be to get that option but I'm sure those greedy eBay jerks make you pay an additional fee to have it. I would make her pay unless you can sell to the next highest bidder. And after I sold to the...
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    How mad have you gotten over a video game?

    M Bison beat me for like the 30th time on the hardest star setting on SF2 on my SNES. I punched my controller SOOOOO hard and realized too late it was my turbo controller with lots of little sharp switches on it. I bled that day. Another time I was playing some PS game with my brother. He...
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    **Update** Bikers: Have you ever been the victim of a hit-and-run?

    I would want to take it further but it sounds like it would be a waste of time. Maybe just by getting a visit from the cop he will think twice next time. I bike to work occasionally, I hate cars that refuse to give even the 5 feet of space. Share the road asshole!
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    McDonalds Premium Coffee tastes pretty good !

    I roast my own beans and brew espresso each morning, I'm full on addicted to coffee. I'll give the McD's coffee next time I'm on a road trip.
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    The "N" word

    I used to work as a cashier and a man in a wheelchair complained about the aisle to the register not being wide enough for his chair. I told him we had handicap accessible registers and pointed where they were. He got all red in the face and said DISABLED, NOT HANDICAPPED!! He got super pissed...
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    WTF? Anyone know the backstory behind this pic?

    LOLOL Omg ahhahhahhh Now everyone at work knows I'm slacking
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    Chinese buffets. What a great deal.

    You ate at 3 in one day or over 3 days? In general I think buffets are bad. They have to make $$ on you and therefore use cheap, fatty ingredients and large recipes. I would sooner eat a single, well-prepared and portioned dish. I am trying to wean myself off the habit of eating until I am...
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    Lightning Fast Punches

    Niiiiiice. I hate that fake chi shit. He is probably a religious healer on the weekends
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    homeowners association

    I live next to the VP of our HOA. I have had to enter mediation about my barking dog (< 3 barks/hour, his words) I have had to justify why I wanted to add a patio onto my house (he has a bigger one) He feels the need to be in everyones business and is a grumpy ass racist old man. He is...
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    clockwise or CCW?

    either way, it's like that pic of old or young woman, just depends what you want to see
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    Think I might be getting scammed --- EDIT: I Am

    [Evil Paypal employee laugh} MWuuahhhaaahhahhAHHHAhhhh[/Evil Paypal employee laugh]
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    Wow Paypal lets you reverse payments?

    Yes, paypal could care less for what actually happened. Since you have not shipped anything they don't really care that you are being scammed. Despite what info might actually MATTER in your situation all they care about is delivery confirmation. I had this happen in the past (kid was using...
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    Sex Frog

    4.7/10
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    Teacher suing for right to carry concealed

    I see no end to this. It seems obvious to me that having a gun in a classroom is a bad idea and inherently riskier than not having a gun there (with regard to it's accidental fire or misuse). The arguments in favor of guns in the classroom or other public places assume madmen are waiting outside...
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    Teacher suing for right to carry concealed

    You can be shot by a gun if it is nearby. You cannot possibly be shot by a gun if it is not present. What's so hard to understand? You are separating the physical gun from peoples inability to use one safely. I can say from personal experience that if an otherwise safe object can possibly be...
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    Teacher suing for right to carry concealed

    Are you arguing that by having a gun in the classroom you are no more likely of it accidentally going off and injuring/killing someone than if there was no gun at all? You can't possibly require statistics or prior headlines for this. It is common sense (which apparently isn't all that common...
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    Teacher suing for right to carry concealed

    here's a damn good reason. Allowing her to have a gun in the classroom (even on her person) introduces the possibility of a kid accidentally killing/injuring another kid. Just having the gun in the room makes this possible. As a former teacher I'll say that even though you think your personal...
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    Top 40 Prettiest Pictures

    31 has to be Mt Mazama (crater lake)
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    Top 40 Prettiest Pictures

    26 is a digital blasphemy image, you can see the tag
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    I believe you have my stapler

    MMMMmmmm yeaaaah, That feels great (doing jen while holding coffee mug)
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    Anti Boy Scouts....GRRRRRR.

    As much as I think a boy scout-like experience (camping, friendship, etc) would be beneficial for my son (he's still way too young to think about joining) I will not be allowing it. I can't support or look the other way when an organization is discriminatory. Religious zealots can kiss my ass.
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    Official Ikea Jerker thread

    why don't they sell the desk anymore? I have the one with the indent in the front. I have had to take it apart 3-4 times to adjust the height etc. The lack of threads seems like a good thing if that's the case, nothing to strip out.