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    My gluts are totally unacceptable.....

    I've been going to the gym a lot lately. I've been hitting the bench pretty hard and can almost bench over 100 lbs. So, I think that I am adequately strong in the upper body area. However, my gluts are just out of shape. and lack curvature as well as firmness. Can anybody recommend a good...
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    Did someone say Rip?

    You've just been RIPPED!!!
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    I drool vigorously......

    I drool vigorously in my sleep. I am tired of waking up with a wet face each morning. How can I stop this madness? PS..... Ladies, shout me a holla cuz I am currently single.
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    Learn to be a surfninja.

    Give me a break. This is too good to be true. Surfninja is a supreme form of deadly martial arts.Smoking hot.....only $9.95
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    Which is more powerful?

    Which would take down a burglar faster?
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    Chimpanzees vs. Dolphins

    Okay, we know that chimpanzees and dolphins are incredibly smart. But which species is more blessed intellectually?
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    DOLPHINS!!!!!!!!!!!!

    DOLPH IN YO FACE!!!!!!
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    Bathroom Stall Etiquette.

    So you are at work and had a triple decker bean burrito for lunch. 30 minutes later you develop the worst case of diarrhea and realize that you must relieve yourself immediately. You run to the bathroom only to discover two stalls open. In one stall the toilet is really nasty, covered with...
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    Ethical? Boxer with 4 arms.

    OK. So you are the boxing commissioner and in charge of eligibility for the competitors. You are approached by a young up and coming boxer. The only problem is that he was born with 4 arms and has full use of each limb. His lifelong dream was to become a boxer and has decided that his 4 arms...
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    Who would you rather have as neighbors?

    Ok. So you are apartment hunting. At one apartment you would get to be neighbors with two hot lesbian chicks who never close the windows to their bedroom and you have a great view from your apartment. But these lesbian chicks don't like men at all and therefore you had no chance at pulling...
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    If you saw your doppelganger.....would you hate him?

    We were at a bar a couple of nights ago and a friend of mine ran into his doppelganger. They looked almost the same and had the very similar personalities. Although my friend didn't realize the similarities off the bat, it was really obvious to the other guys who are really good friends with...
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    Polar Bear vs. Gorilla w/ knife???

    I know that a polar bear greatly outweighs a gorilla and therefore a polar bear would easily win. But what if the gorilla had a combat army knife at his disposal and knew how to use it. I'm not saying he would know how to use it like a human US marine, but was adept at using the knife as a...
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    When should I get new tires or brakes?

    Ok, my car has about 40k miles on it now. When should I consider getting new brakes and tires for it? How many miles do regular brakes last before they need to be changed out? Same with tires?
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    Online casino asking for my DL???

    So I tried to play online blackjack at sportfanatik.com and won 30 bucks from them. I, however, get an email from them saying that they need me to fax them a copy of my driver's license because they are doing a random audit before they can send me out my check. Is this legit? I wondering this...
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    Songs you just freakin' can't get out of your head

    Ok kiddies. I've had this damn Liz Phair song called "Why Can't I" in my head now for a fuggin week! No, I am not gay. I scratch my balls in the morning, play sports, drink whiskey, like chunkier women, have a large e-penis, and can bench press a footlong meatball subway sandwich. I am all...
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    Ohhhh Yuck. Anger!

    Yeah, so I wake up this morning still half drunk from the night before. I go to the bathroom to take a shower and brush my teeth, which I do simulataneously. I grab my toothbrush, or so i thought, which is always located on the left side of the sink (my side of the sink). I proceed to take a...
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    This sucks, and when I say "suck" I mean it is "sweet"

    This is a cool optical illusion I came upon. Take a gander at this.