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  1. M

    How come gas in this planet does not leak out to outer space???

    Also, "All your base are belong to us"
  2. M

    Ok i need some AOAdvice....

    Can't help, but anxiously awaiting the pictures.....
  3. M

    Navy Jets Collide over Iraq

    That sucks.
  4. M

    Hey old people

    I went through the teenage angst and rebellion also. I think that it was the beginning of the understanding that you shouldn't believe everything the "experts" or what anyone really has to say literally. Not saying that you shouldn't listen, but everything should be taken as an opinion and...
  5. M

    Hey old people

    You had to say "break a hip"..... Dag nab it! I've fallen, and I can't squeeze my my life alert button!
  6. M

    Hey old people

    Why don't you ask your parents.....
  7. M

    Enlighten me on the "Aliens" Movies.

    But I bet that Harry Potter could kick the Alien's a$$ in a battle. Or even in a game of quidditch.... Maybe he could use a light sabre too. But the Alien blood will burn a hole in his robe. No wait. The light sabre will cauterize the wound. Nevermind.
  8. M

    This time the bullet cold rocked ya

    Hmmmm. 3, 2, 1,
  9. M

    why don't people like me?

    And you're probably ugly as sh#t too.
  10. M

    Klonopin

    I still think you can do it without the help of those pills. But it cant hurt to try them as long as you've read the drug info on them. Don't take them until you know what the side effects are and how it reacts with what you are taking now. Read about it. Because if you dont, it could...
  11. M

    Ancient unreadable writings decoded!

    I thought "Oxyrhynchus Papyri" was the main ingredient in pimple cream.
  12. M

    road rash

    Meh. 2/10 Arm is still attached.
  13. M

    Klonopin

    Have you taken this before? If not, you are asking for additional problems on top of being anxious in front of the group. You will also be aware of your "slowness" and difficulty concentrating which will fuel a anxiety attack even if you are taking an anti-anxiety medicine.
  14. M

    Klonopin

    It makes you really sleepy... You can't be anxious if you're half asleep all the time.
  15. M

    :shocked;

    Christ. My mom sent this to me a while ago... 12 times...
  16. M

    Such a powerful poem

    Yes it was just my opinion. Just as another's opinion would be that they really like your poetry. Which is obvious, as it is appreciated by a few members in this thread.. Max
  17. M

    Such a powerful poem

    I usually don't bash other people's heart and soul that has been translated to word but I read some of your poems, and I'm afraid they suck pretty bad. I mean, Damn. Sorry.
  18. M

    Star Wars Episode III tickets

    You and me both. "Tee Hee! I already got my tickets! Im watching the Clone Wars cartoons right now! Tee Hee!" Idiots.
  19. M

    Such a powerful poem

    I didn't think it was possible, but that both sucks and blows.
  20. M

    Well, you learn something new every day.

    You probably didn't know this either but if you took a blind taste test, they would both taste like urine. But you probably knew anyway.
  21. M

    Doesn't the Pope look like Santa Clause?

    Ha Ha. You're a dumbass. Any more words of wisdom, Mr. Dumbass? Oh, and slap your mom for me too. Dumbass.
  22. M

    Dumb Car Oil queston!

    I've seen the oil you're talking about but I have not taken a look on the label to see what's so good about it. It might be just a little thicker, or have some stuff in it like "STP Oil treatment". If you change your oil every 3000 miles like its recommended, your car will be fine and you...
  23. M

    How do you choose your primary care provider for HMOs?

    Thats what I did and got a good doc. But I also live in a small town and everybody knows everyone else's business anyways... Even if you don't like who you pick, it's just a matter of a phone call to change your doctor. But just make sure to make the call before you switch.....$$$$$$
  24. M

    My tarantula has become a killing machine. . .

    I got 5 bucks on the kangaroo....
  25. M

    Dumb Car Oil queston!

    I don't know about all that federal stuff, but thicker is good (but not too thick) because it thins considerably when its hot. If you are in a cold area, it might be harder to start and rougher over time on your starter but with the 5w30 you are right on.
  26. M

    Automobile Insurance question....

    Oops. Anyway, does he have you as a driver on his vehicle? Maybe this is why. If he removes you as a driver on his vehicle this might restore the original premium on his vehicle.
  27. M

    Some fewl keeps calling my cell and not sayin nething

    You must be pretty ugly. I'm not talking the run of the mill ugly, I'm talking UGLY.
  28. M

    Some fewl keeps calling my cell and not sayin nething

    Christ. Look who's talking.
  29. M

    Aunt Flo

    She's probably ugly as sh*t....
  30. M

    WTH is going on with my mileage??? - UPDATED with more stumpage!!!

    A good can of octane boost to clean it out and a better air filter (foam?) couldn't hurt.
  31. M

    Harry Potter and Half Blood Prince Cover

    Cut some slack... he can't understand why because Harry Potter really sucks. I mean bad. I can't even think of a comparison right now. But, Damn. I mean REALLY sucks.
  32. M

    Am I a dork or not

    You tell em venk. Dumbass
  33. M

    So I check my transmisison fluid...

    Well it shouldn't be too bad as long as you don't use Seafoam Trans lube. That stuff will really.. Oh sh*t. You're screwed.
  34. M

    What kind of doctor should I go see?

    Yup! What he said! Make sure you get a bunch of Acetone and Chlorine in your diet!
  35. M

    4th grade girl to become a boy

    Grrrooolphhfff... Uh, sorry. I just vomited in my mouth.
  36. M

    Mmmm... Peanuts....

    Yes. That squirrel has some very nice nuts. Im sure the girl squirrel's will be very nice to him tonight.