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    Today at 4 pm, I was suppose to....

    It's only my "first day" because I was up at 3am. So it's technically still the same day, but really my second. And haven't you ever seen "Anchorman"???
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    Today at 4 pm, I was suppose to....

    I was supposed to go to my first day of work, but I decided my would-be boss was too creepy...I don't think that compares though.
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    Who is your favorite nerd?

    TINA you fat LARD...come get your STEAK!!! I forgot all about Napoleon! I want to marry him...
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    how long do I need to eat cottage cheese before I get used to the taste?

    Why don't you just get some protein shakes or supplements or something if thats all you're worried about?
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    For those who have/are in long-term relationships

    He didn't ask what your wet dreams were about.
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    For those who have/are in long-term relationships

    Long distance...that was a bitch Why? What's going on with ya?
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    Who is your favorite nerd?

    Isn't Booger the one on Revenge of the Nerds? He grosses me out :P
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    Who is your favorite nerd?

    Myself
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    how long do I need to eat cottage cheese before I get used to the taste?

    I never had a problem with cottage cheese, as long as i have some fruit in it. I didn't think it was that healthy though, it still had a lot of calories and fat and all that stuff. For skim milk, I drank whole milk my entire life and then decided to switch...so i went down to 2%, then 1%, and...
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    Aarrgh... stupid neighbor took my shoveled parking spot!

    You don't go around looking for another spot when someone does that to you...You park your ass right behind him, go find the bastard, and fvck him up. Or just ask him nicely to move. It happens in my neighborhood all the time, since we have less parking spaces than we do houses, and it always...
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    How do you measure a man?

    Measure a man's WHAT exactly? I find that using a ruler always leads to disappointment, better to just estimate. Or something. :confused:
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    If you knew these cats you'd know what a rare event this is.

    Oh how I love being called that :D
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    If you knew these cats you'd know what a rare event this is.

    Your kitchen needs a little clean-up... I dont like cats, I dont think they're ever cute, unless of course they're shaved in funny ways and look really mad...
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    ever have someone walk up to u and ask for money?

    When I was 16, me and my best friend were in the car in a deserted parking lot in the inner city at like 2am (she had a friend who lived there), and this shady looking guy comes walking up to the car and taps on the driver's side window. So of course i lock my door. But what does my friend do...
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    How do you measure a woman?

    I hate to tell you this, but, no matter how many times you hang up on guys and make them follow your little procedure, one of them is eventually going to be fvcking your daughter. And I bet its the one who states his name first...
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    Where in the US (or canada) would you most like to live?

    New York City or Austin, Texas
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    Poll: Who has to work tomorrow?

    I just got a new job, and I'm supposed to start tomorrow, but I'm thinking I'm just not gonna go. First of all theres two feet of snow outside, second of all the guy i would be working for is a huge sketchball. It's only a part-time thing anyway, I'll keep looking...
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    anyone know french?

    Girl...guy...hermaphrodite...it's still french.
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    anyone know french?

    What the hell was this girl speaking in french for anyway? Who speaks French these days? Psh French...
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    How do you measure a woman?

    Get caller ID for Christ's sake, leave the poor kids alone. I'm sure any boy young enough gets really nervous when he calls a girl, even more nervous when her father answers, and pisses himself when he gets psycho-dad. You're messing with her social life, and she's gonna hate you for it.
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    anyone know french?

    I dont know, I remember in high school French class singing a song called "J'aime bien la biftek" which means "i really like steak". And when you use the aimer form, it always means to like. When you hear the word "adore", then run.
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    anyone know french?

    I thought J'adore was I love you, Je t'aime means I like you.
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    How do you measure a woman?

    If my dad acted like that when I was younger, I would have been on Girls Gone Wild by now.
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    How do you measure a woman?

    Go ahead, make the rookie comments, we all gotta start somewhere :P
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    How do you measure a woman?

    Eh, you're all liars. You know you look at tits and ass before you actually get to know how well she can carry a conversation...nothing wrong with it.