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    A brick of wisdom for you

    Before you goto the sperm bank, If a woman can't find a guy to nail her for free, her genenic material might not be worth passing on. PostLeft = PostLeft - 1;
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    Tuesday's coming did you bring your coat?

    PostLeft = PostLeft -1;
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    whats your motivation?

    Are you motivated by Money? Attention? Pride? anger? hate? someone special? vagina? burning desire to see JLGatsby?
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    need your opinion now

    My roommate keeps insisting that I do my taxes on his computer because he has turbo tax. Yes? No?
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    How do you fantasize about the JLGatsby

    You and the Gatsby alone in a dark room...candles.....exotic wine, big puffy bed now that you got this steaming hunk of manhood that looks like a model and can bench press 100 lb all to yourself, what is your next move?
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    Is it safe to view a JLGatsby picture?

    Do you still dare view a picture if it exist? Discuss
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    I just finished cleaning my room

    I manage to fill up 2 large dumpsters. Friday I filled it up with mostly boxes that I've neglected over the years and has been stacking inside my closet. Dumpster truck came Friday and today I've manage to fill it up again. Majority of the stuff included "you've been pre-aproved" and other...
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    How do they get the high fructose out of corn syrup

    because corn doesn't taste very sweet at all
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    I just saw a super kmart a few days ago

    I dont know if it was anything like a super walmart because I didn't go in, but now i wonder what do they sale in super kmart
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    Just saw Pride & Prejudice on an airplane

    It was so freaking boring I coulnd't keep my eyes open because usually even the crappiest movie is easy to watch during a 5 hour flight. Seems like the movie was about a bunch of gold diggers trying to land the biggest suger daddy. Is there something about this movie I'm not realizing because...
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    I am so ashamed of myself

    Ordered 30 tacos from Jack in the Box I ate 7 and I'm maxed out
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    A wise man in Jr High once told me

    that he had a dream, and in that dream he said my penis was on fire. He didn't understand the meaning of that dream but felt it was significant enought to tell me, plus he thought it was funny as hell. Because he claims he was a wise man, he was certain that his visions/dreams will eventually...
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    I didn't know Denver was in the Superbowl

    www.yahoo.com shows Seattle3 Deven 0
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    I want to buy a house so fvcking bad

    I want to buy a house so fvcking bad I'm willing to sacrifice 10000 anandtech virgins to get it. No 100,000 virgins. Fvcked up california fvcked up housing market POS 1/2 mil houses everywhere I need to own a fvcking house but I'm spending 1/2 a fvcking million for those retarded pieces of...
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    How many people can beat legend of zelda Link on the orignal NES?

    WITHOUT using a strategy guide I just realized that it was the only game that I've ever played and not come close to beating. that game was so hard
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    whatever happen to pogs?

    Weren't they were the next big thing until elementry and jr high student traded them in for Pokemon cards?
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    would you trade places with bill gates?

    You take over his body, his money, everything he has. Would u do it?
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    Does you life sux?

    Poll
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    This monday afternoon, what will you be doing?

    For me, It's gonna be peanut butter jelly time
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    Is windex proof that god exist?

    You spray it on glass, and it leaves no streaks. Surely this is a sign of divine intervention. I've cleaned my bathroom mirror, car windows, and closet mirror. Amazing results. has to be a gift from God himself. Update, now tested on Computer Monitor Television No streaks so far!
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    Is there enough space in the universe for God, Chuck Norris, and the Dinosaurs?

    I think no, which is why dinosaurs went extinct
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    Any Meatarians on the forum?

    Anyone eat nothing but meat? Meat with some carbs to wrap it up is ok. But no eating fruits or vegetables just strictly meat. You can drink whatever u want, such as juice. And the final question is, how much do you weight and how long do you think you'll live
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    Who should be in the internet forum hall of fame?

    I nominate Nick Caputo
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    why does water go from cold to warm?

    When you first dip ur feet into a swimming pool, the water feels icy. I'm guessing this is because water carries away heat from ur body so fast. After awhile the water begins to feel warm? Perhaps the body is routing blood to circulate further away from the skin? And why is it when you leave...
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    Anybody see Titus last night?

    It was the funniest thing I've ever seen on TV, wish he had his TV show back for the most part he was b!tching about how horrible his Anti-Dad was. But at the end he added that despite all that, he never went hungry despite the fact his father often did. I can kind of relate to that. I can...
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    If you have to fight twenty 3 1/2 feet tall midgets, how would you defend urself?

    I would try to stomp them with my giant feed
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    I'm going to jack in the box and buying 30 tacos

    Who thinks I can finish them all?
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    144 Energizer Industrial AA EN91 144 Batteries ~$49 shipped

    An ok brand not the el cheapo ones
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    OMG did anyone see that Jack in the Box commercial?

    How many should I order? 30!
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    Discuss why California is waaay better than all the other states

    I'll start, because unlike the east, the beach here have sunsets.
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    This is a repost

    but it's so funny and I'm going to refresh everybody's memory bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight? BritneySpears14: Aight. bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah. BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja. bloodninja: Oh...
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    What is your favorite number?

    Explain why you like a certain number. Alot of people like 7, but I can never figure out why people like 7!?! or think it's lucky!??! My favorite is 7, I don't know why. Something about the number 7 that I like My 2nd favorite number is 23, because MJ is number 23
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    Which BCS conference is the weakest?

    The Big East is the weakest link and probably should lose their automatic stop in a Bowl game. I bet most teams in the Mountain West and Western Athletic would clean the clock with most of them. Imagine How pathetic the Big East would be this year had Louisville not join them. Rutger...
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    A simple math question for you!

    If you were the only male left on earth and there are 10 billion females, what are the odds of you nailing Monica Bellucci?
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    remember that goole video of the house with the dancing christmas lights?

    Miller lites just stole that commercial on the beloved patriot vs Giants game!
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    You got the touch!

    Best moment in movie history. Megatron must be stopped at all cost!
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    The new york Yankees

    Here is their batting lineup for next year with last year's batting average. Alex Rodríguez .321 Derek Jeter .309 Jason Giambi .271 Hideki Matsui .305 Gary Sheffield .291 Jorge Posada .262 Robinson Canó .292 Bubba Crosby .276 Johnny Damon .316
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    Im going to watch the Song of Music on ABC

    cause its such a classic, u watch it now too.
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    what is the name of that engineer who drove a car into a tree

    Because he could, I forgot what his name is