$uptime
2:42pm up 1103 day(s), 1:16, 2 users, load average: 0.30, 0.44, 0.51
That's a preprod Solaris box.
$uptime
14:43:50 up 279 days, 21:48, 4 users, load average: 7.14, 6.51, 6.16
That's our RHEL5 monitoring server
I could probably dig up a few more dev boxen that are even...