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    I'm in the firearm industry - ask me anything!

    It's been a year or so since I did one of these, so it's about time I did it again. Rules of engagement: DO - Ask me anything you want, if it's illegal I'll say it is and I won't expand upon it other than what section of the prison it will get you in. DO NOT - Discuss virtues of...
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    YAGTA: Die Smurf!

    This thing is awesome. I just bought it.
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    I can't stop myself from giggling.....

    This came in today. :D
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    I'm a firearm manufacturer. Ask me anything.

    So I'm kinda bored tonight, figured I'd get on the ATOT and see if anyone had any firearm related questions that an industry professional can answer for you. What I will cover: Federal Laws Legal Machinegun Ownership My experince with certain firearms What I will not cover: State...
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    JP Morgan Chase said to me: We don't want anything to do with the firearms business

    So I got a package in the mail from them with a coupon inviting me to open an account a few weeks ago. Walked into the branch and sat down to open a personal account. Bank rep says what do you do for work. I say I'm opening a gun store in a few weeks my license is pending and my office is...
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    I just made my first National Firearms Act consultation!

    One of my friends who works for the local PD calls me up and wakes me from my nap. "Hey we got a guy here with a 14 inch shotgun. Is that legal?" "Lemme look it up in the book....shit I cant find the book lemme check the computer" "Ok" "Anything less than 18 inches without a tax stamp is...
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    My god I love stupid craigslist people

    In response to some stainless steel shop tables I posted on CL: NOT TO BE RUDE BUT OMG MAN ,, YOU CAN GO TO THEE RESTURANT SUPPLY STOE AND GET TRUE STAINLESS STELL TABLES (( WITH NO PLYWOOD )) FOR A HELL OV A LOT LESS ,, MAN WHERE DID YOU COME UP WITH THAT OUTRAGEOUS PRICE FROM ?? My...
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    I'm opening a gun store! Now I need a name!

    Hey everyone, my recent unemployment has led me to my favorite hobby: guns! So I'm opening a gun store! But I need a name, anyone have serious suggestions? Winner gets $20!
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    I will never go on Carnival Cruise Lines again

    So I really like food and I enjoy travel, but have never been on a cruise before. My wife is a private investigator and she does mostly insurance fraud but sometimes a personal case gets thrown on her desk. She sends me a text and says "Boss wants to know if you wanna go on a cruise." I'm...
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    Does anyone else visit Pawnshops?

    I visited three or four today on my day off just to see what was there. I found Wedding Crashers on DVD for $3, saw a single mom pawning her kids nintento wii for money so she could get an abortion, (more than) a few power tools on sale, and some seriously overpriced jewelry. Anyone else...
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    Does anyone else here program their wife's time of the month into google calendar/blackberry?

    Am I the only one to think this up and actually do it or do other geeks also follow this plan in order to prevent getting killed by hormonal women?
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    So a friend of mine is opening a pawn shop and gun store

    Seriously, these people are horrible. I got 250 responses in a week and a half. Some notables: One person applied with the objective of "To be an arborist" while another said "Sous Chef" I got a resume from someone who had attached it as a .bmp, they took a printed resume that was...
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    Did you know that 30 Rock is a blatant ripoff of the Muppet Show?

    http://bloglynch.blogspot.com/...ff-of-muppet-show.html Abriged version. EXHIBIT A: THE PREMISE Each week, our smart yet neurotic lead character has to manage a group of wacky misfits and put on a weekly sketch comedy show. Which show am I talking about? 30 ROCK plays like NBC went to...
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    Wedding Gift Ideas?

    Seriously, everything she registered for at that place is stupid expensive. Which leads me to my probllem and solution I watched Burn After Reading last night which was the DUMBEST MOVIE EVER and I thought hey, George Clooney + sex ramp = hilarious. So heres the idea. I get the large...
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    What song is stuck in your head?

    Authors note: I wrote this in late 2004 after the roof came off our house from my laptop in the closet waiting for power to come back on. It holds true today. Speaking as a lifelong Florida resident, I'm subject to the inane ridicule that becomes customary when I visit family who live back...
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    Food Thread: The Chicken Wing Debate

    I've been having this debate for years. I go to the sports bar, I say I want 10 wings. They give me 5 chicken wings, split in two. When as a society did one whole chicken wing become two wings? This pisses me off so much because its WRONG!
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    Hello from Melbourne, FL

    Hello everyone, I'm a noob but I've been lurking for a long time. Figured I'd join up now and say hello. Anyone else from the central FL area?