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  1. MercenaryYoureFired

    Wtf is up with computer builders?

    I assure you OP, that the cause of this tragedy is the fact that the people building the computers don't give a shit about cable management. As opposed to them being incapable of arranging wires in their computer no one will see. Congrats on being a sperglord though.
  2. MercenaryYoureFired

    lol I just got offered a job over a craigslist posting I did

    Hah the guy probably offers these jobs to literally every single CL post, yet your ego is big enough to take him seriously. Also, post these "funniest" Amazon reviews EVER so we can praise how awesome you are.
  3. MercenaryYoureFired

    Do you use steak sauce?

    I've had steaks from across the world, and I always ask for A1.
  4. MercenaryYoureFired

    So my 9 year old has been bugging my dad to get him a Playboy

    Just put one in a place where he'll find it eventually. This has been human tradition for generations.
  5. MercenaryYoureFired

    How should Kadafi be executed?

    A lot of dumb posts by you in the thread. Do you realize that as a superpower, America wants and needs to "police" the world in order to keep what they have (Hint: it's power). If countries didn't depend on the US as a superpower then the US couldn't implicate their policies in the respective...
  6. MercenaryYoureFired

    What are you guys doing for the Pro Bowl?

    ^ Yeah it's basically there so football fans don't have to go two weeks without a game before the end of a season. It it were after the SB, I doubt anyone would watch it.
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    Ugh does Hollywood even try??

    Nice fakepost, good troll. If not, wow.
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    hate this

    That girl is literally a supermodel compared to you. Why are you even on that site? I honestly don't think a single girl would ever contact or respond back to you. "OMFGRUN" is what every female on the planet says when they look at you. Or "OMGKILLITWITHFIRE", at least that's what I said when I...
  9. MercenaryYoureFired

    Just finished a 3D Model of my phone

    Looks good, but where are the original pics so we can compare?
  10. MercenaryYoureFired

    Man Films Himself Sexually Harassing Woman Sitting On Bench (Video)

    His behavior is very similar to Rubicon's and his posting behavior definitely makes him suspicious. Also, his last activity was at 3:05, about 15 mins ago...maybe he's F5ing the thread? Clearly he's scared or something.
  11. MercenaryYoureFired

    I want a new pen.

    I hear the Embassy pen is pretty good: http://www.countycomm.com/PEN.htm Lower than your price range though.
  12. MercenaryYoureFired

    Best of the Worst: Mug Shot Hall of Fame

    Damn, that one is crazy. If that guy can be competent at any level with half a brain than it makes me more optimistic about Gifford's recovery.
  13. MercenaryYoureFired

    Sony A33 - Any Opinions?

    I don't see how the Sony is a "no-brainer", pretty much every review rates the T2i higher than the Sony. In fact, most reviewers personally recommend the T2i more when directly compared to the Alpha series. They're both great cameras, but to say that the Sony is a no-brainer is ridiculous...
  14. MercenaryYoureFired

    Should I buy more $200 jeans?

    Wow, people still wear $200 jeans? How's that double wide going for ya? Everyone knows Samurai's are the best jeans in the world. They're only $400 too.
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    Sony A33 - Any Opinions?

    I was seriously considering an A33/A55 as my first DSLR, but there are a few things about the camera that makes a ti2 a better fit for me. The main reason for me is probably the viewfinder. It's not a traditional one, instead it's a screen. That means dead pixels could be a problem in the...
  16. MercenaryYoureFired

    Changed our mind... looking at smaller cars now. Elantra, Sentra, Cruze?

    The new VW Jettas start at 16k and look fantastic. It's the car I'll be looking at when I'm in the market for a new one.
  17. MercenaryYoureFired

    LOL @ new Kanye West Album

    Kanye is awesome, I love his new album. I agree that his lyrical content isn't as strong as his first few releases, but it still beats most mainstream rappers (shit like Chingy). Remember, most of ATOT genuinely believes they look good in Wrangler jeans, so of course they're gonna hate on...
  18. MercenaryYoureFired

    Amazon free shipping kicks masses of asses

    I love Prime and use the hell out of it. Their customer service is excellent too, which is why Amazon will remain king of online retailing forever. Though I bet the delivery man hates me because I order so much shit.
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    Amazon selling "A Pedophile's Guide"

    Exactly, people saying "Books should never be banned" aren't getting the point. Amazon is a business and can choose to not sell whatever they want, and people want them to stop selling this item. Ridiculous how socialism gets brought up about people wanting a business to stop selling something.
  20. MercenaryYoureFired

    I'd like to give up but...

    Honestly you are really ugly, and I don't know a single girl who would be attracted to you. I don't feel bad saying this because 1) it's true and 2) you know all that shit you talk about girls being too ugly to consider dating? Well EVERY girl feels that way about you. You can do shit to...
  21. MercenaryYoureFired

    Bought 4 pairs of $200 jeans today.

    Dang, ya'll are obsessed about jeans... Anyway, thanks for the code OP, need a couple pair and this is the perfect time to grab some admittedly over-priced jeans. I would never pay $200 for a pair but for $100 they're only a little more than Levi's. E: Oh and lol at your avatar dude....I mean...
  22. MercenaryYoureFired

    If you wear a baseball/peaked cap indoors you're a massive douchebag.

    I've never given this a second thought. I really couldn't care less and can't believe you even think about this stuff. Oh wait, you're that ugly dude who can't get laid? Yeah you're probably fucked up in the head. Well, good luck to you then.
  23. MercenaryYoureFired

    Craigslist PSA

    PSA: When linking stuff from CL take an actual screenshot instead of linking the post. This way we know wtf you're talking about 2 days from now when the posts are gone.
  24. MercenaryYoureFired

    Want to buy my first pack of cigarettes. What to get?

    OP should start smoking so that others who smoke will look at him, realize how uncool he is, and promptly quit smoking as a result.
  25. MercenaryYoureFired

    [Transformers 3] Optimus Prime News

    It's been 3 years since DK wtf
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    16 year old girl attemping to sail around the world lost at sea. UPDATE: Alive

    ^^ Exactly, people don't seem to know that their tax dollars are going to buy Governors' leather chairs, fine carpets, and otherwise crazy nice offices, marble staircases, etc. I wouldn't be surprised to see the catering for all of our government's events to equal that of rescue missions (all of...
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    16 year old girl attemping to sail around the world lost at sea. UPDATE: Alive

    My very important personal opinion doesn't matter when it comes down to it though. We have an obligation to save people/life when they're in need. We will dig out an entire road to save a small dog because it's the right thing to do, and guess who's paying for that? Ultimately we spend such a...
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    16 year old girl attemping to sail around the world lost at sea. UPDATE: Alive

    Haha I love statements like this. I'm sure you have no problems arguing about how Starcraft and WoW take real "skill" because that's what you happen to do all day. You really don't have a right to be calling anyone names, you're one of the craziest and angriest posters on these forums; not...
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    16 year old girl attemping to sail around the world lost at sea. UPDATE: Alive

    No it's more of a symptom of this forum that lacks any sort of sympathy for situations like this; the perceptions some of these people have are truly terrible (however, if you look at these people's post history, you'll notice they're typically the depressed/antisocial people who hate the world...
  30. MercenaryYoureFired

    School girl dies after sticking head out bus window & getting smacked by a tree

    Pretty much this. We have all done shit that could've gotten us killed. Any 11 year old dying sucks, who cares if she was stupid or whatever.
  31. MercenaryYoureFired

    School girl dies after sticking head out bus window & getting smacked by a tree

    Um I think you fit the definition of natural selection more than anyone else, regardless of stupidity. Looking like Splinter's spawn from TMNT, only with down-syndrome, there's no way in hell you're reproducing. So if anything, you're an example of natural selection at its best, rat-a-tat-tat, bro.
  32. MercenaryYoureFired

    Man hasn't eaten or drunk in 70 years or so he claims

    I just read a thread where the OP was scolded by a mod for going off topic about tire inflation one time in a single post. Yeah, peoples' English sucks, but we don't have to derail a somewhat interesting thread to point that out. Content: RIP Indian man.
  33. MercenaryYoureFired

    Car salesman taken to the next level

    ^ She has a mental disability and she got ripped off, and there are people here that are trying to blame her for it. She was going in for tires ffs. This does not happen all the time, she was charged $63,000 for a fucking Mazda, of course it's going to make a story. I'm glad you would have...
  34. MercenaryYoureFired

    Car salesman taken to the next level

    I love how when regular people get ripped off it's all about how shitty the dealer is, how they're manipulative and dishonest. But when a disabled person does it's this "GUYS I HAVE A HARD TIME FEELING SORRY FOR HER TO BE HONEST" bullshit some retard(s) is/are going on about.
  35. MercenaryYoureFired

    $952 to fully replace rear brakes sound reasonable?

    Meh you can justify that price to yourself all you want but that sounds incredibly high. Are you sure you needed new calibers/rotors? Doesn't a 97 Maxima BB for a little more than twice the price you're paying for breaks? I had a 94 Altima that needed breaks and I just went and bought pads for...
  36. MercenaryYoureFired

    Very disappointed in Ford quality (2010 Escape Limited)

    I have a 1999 Explorer and as much as I like the vehicle as a whole, the interior is a fucking joke compared to some other brands. Incredibly cheap, both aesthetically and literally, there's nothing appealing inside, it's all so bland and flimsy. I can imagine Ford is still working at getting...
  37. MercenaryYoureFired

    Tiki Barber dumps pregnant wife for hot blonde.

    She is smoking hot, all you nerd commanders are being dumb. He's a douche for doing that but damn I can't say I'm surprised.
  38. MercenaryYoureFired

    Got an interview at a men's clothing store.........worried/anxious/fearful!!

    It doesn't matter that you're a shy person as long as you can fake it consistently. You better be able to put up that outgoing front while working because management will know very, very quickly if you're going to do good in a sales/customer service position. On your very first day you better...