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  1. Brigandier

    ATOT Effect Requested

    Hey everybody! My friend is in the running for Best of the Best servers in the area and I would really appreciate some help, he really is the best server in the area too. Best of the Best, he's in the second to last category and is "Andy, Habaneros" It's powered by survey monkey but you don't...
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    Decline in bathers wearing suits?

    The young generation have me all in a tizzy, I just heard recently that they are bathing without suits! There's a reason it's called a bathing suit, kids, it's for the bath. What if their mom walked in on them? Or perhaps they had a to attend a funeral in a bath? Do they realize how utterly...
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    Highest number you have ever counted to

    By ones, of course. I think I'm around 53.
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    PSA: Potatoes are not Irish

    Potatoes are an American thing, the old world potato culture was founded at the barrel of a gun and the keel of a good ship. Potatoes are American.
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    Chihuahua Ears

    Dog ears are the worst, here's a list of words I cannot even whisper in my house: walk, squirrel, car, treat, chicken(for some reason), and bath. What are some words you cannot say because dog ears are too good?
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    I don't want to live in this state anymore...

    Tigers' Beloved Singing Hot Dog Vendor Allegedly Fired for Ketchup Offenses This is what happens in society when you try to do the Lord's work. Repent now and the all Father will spare you.
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    PSA: Race and Crime

    Lately there has been an epidemic of threads in P&N about numerous crimes, and the overriding detail of interest is race. You will see Man (Beaten, robbed, shot and killed) by(a) **insert race here**. Little, if any discussion goes to any other factors. This seems a great disservice to me, as...
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    Dogs dreaming

    Cutest thing ever, here's my man card. The hardest part is not laughing so you don't wake them up.
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    I would be Marvin's friend

    Paranoid Android or not, I'd make sure to help him out whenever possible. Why the fuck should an AI have to pick a piece of paper up off the floor?
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    Pawn Stars has jumped the shark

    Chumlee has a sandwich sign on and people walking towards him keep calling him Tater Tot. "Call me Tater Tot" was written on the back.
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    Is it sexist(2013):

    To tell a woman you wish you were half the man she was?
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    Favorite Rapper, not Milky Way

    I am too white, as in, wear pants in summer and flee the sun white. I started listening to rap about a decade ago. Kanye, Late Registration, was my aha album. After that, I listened to more and more, probably white bread style, but I think I have a good opinion on the game. 1...
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    Most Powerful Imagery

    Video games, by nature, rely on imagery to convey an experience. What is the most powerful image you've seen in gaming? Number one for me is the first glimpse of City 17 in Half-Life 2. I threw the can at the guard and ran, only to see a huge city and and the Director lecturing me. Number...
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    Security Checks are Discriminatory

    How the hell do color blind people pass security checks on websites? Enter the characters? Prepare to enter my dick. Screw security checks.
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    I am a wizard

    So, last night I had a dream that my computer that broke a year ago(wouldn't post, turned off after a few seconds of power button being pressed) was in perfect running order. On a whim I hooked it up and it booted right up. I am a wizard and will grant wishes for three Our Fathers and seven...
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    Lateralus is the best album of the 21st century

    Complete, connected. Where is music this sublime?
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    Best Muff Pistol?

    Is the Derringer really the be all end all of muff pistols? Old school gals think two rounds of.22 is enough to discourage rape. Any rapists wanna chime in on effectiveness?
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    Write your favorite right

    Personally, I enjoy the right to be an ass to those I like best.
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    Speaking Japanese Now

    Are there any good, inexpensive resources for learning the Japanese language? I'm dying to play the Mother series.
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    Big Dogs Charging

    Two nights ago I was walking my dog to my friends house, when I turned the corner two big dogs charged me. My dog is over friendly, I got scared, what should've I done?
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    Things My Brother Says

    7/10
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    PSA: Do Not Challenge Stephen Colbert in his House

    James Franco just got smacked the heck down, youtube I am sure is incoming. Stephen Colbert knows everything about LOTR.
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    **Official** Unofficial Cancelled in One Season Thread

    Ever like a show that you knew would be cancelled in one season? Jeselnik Offensive is just such a show. Any other premier shows currently running doomed to one season?
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    Final Fantasy IV(DS)

    For the last day I've been stuck on a boss, and just auto-battle leveling up. Is it just me or is this game harder than the SNES version? I looked up the proper strategy and just have not had luck, oh well, if all else fails I'll have a high-level stuck party.
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    Making a Cheesecake(pie) Tonight

    Wish me luck, the cream cheese has been softening for two hours thus far.
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    Third hand

    What the hell does this mean? I know what it means, but how does this phrase exist? We have two hands, how can "third hand" mean anything?
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    Rump Roast

    What's the best method of preparation? It's on sale this week and I was thinking to get a few to throw in the freezer.
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    Modernity

    Decibels don't matter, Prevent listening Dickish Clark, Just turn it up Seventy credits, no skills. Know nothing, but But, rack the bills. Daddy, he taught me to weld. Attention strayed, Got a black leather belt. Ma said fuck that, got me out. Introduce boy, Trying to be man, Introduce...
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    Right...

    Marijuana is bad, mmmkay What the hell was this guy smoking when he wrote this article? 6 paragraphs on Marijuana, 16 on how complicated finances are.
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    Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure

    I already know it's a great film, Canoe's best. My question is, why do all the students at the end of the movie have lighters? If I was Ted's dad I'd search every one of those miscreants on their way out of the auditorium.
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    Steez

    G-Dragon - Crayon I'm getting myself new clothes for X-Mas.
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    Which Multinational Corporation Would You Accept as Your Overlord?

    Definitely Google for me.
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    Facebook is even better

    With some of its new features, I can tell exactly whence from my friends are messaging me. That's pretty cool.
  34. Brigandier

    Devil's Cut

    I've seen a few commercials for this new bourbon, and it has me interested. I know bourbon barrels can only be used once, and after are usually sent to Canada or Europe to be used again. Is Jim Beam just juicing the wood from the barrels to get the devil's cut? And if that is the case, how...
  35. Brigandier

    Anime Recommendation

    No, not for me, this is for you guys. I cannot stand anime, must be a cultural thing. Thankfully Shinichiro Watanabe has extreme love and interest in the western culture, and happens to make anime. I fell in love with his style in Cowboy Bebop and have been following it since. Yesterday...
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    Quick Dog Question

    Is there are a reason baths are crack for dogs?
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    Learn to shoot your 22, it's all you'll need

    22 LR is a viable self defense caliber, with 22lr you can deliver rounds on target and have a low time to reacquire the target. 22LR is also useful because it's available in both long guns and pistols; thank god for multiple guns one ammunition. Beginning shooters, don't splurge on a name...
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    Scare Report: Zombies a new threat

    Marines, police prep for mock zombie invasion I, for one, feel safer that zombies will never be a real threat to America.
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    How much does it cost? Sorry, that's classified.

    What's the deal with classified budgets? The DEA, ATF, and FBI can work with public budgets, but the CIA and NSA cannot? How many here would support declassified budgets? Don't the people have a right to know how their money is spent?
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    Paging Hawking: Black Hole Query

    Do black holes absorb dark matter?