Go on Plenty of Fish and look up gay male profiles. You'll see something hilarious and honest like this:
"Dom top looking for a tight ass. 7 inches cut. I can host on weekends."
That's how gay men meet other men. I have a dick, you want some dick, let's get together and pretend you're a tax...
Can you imagine how much fun that would be for a gay person to attend? That would be like putting a heterosexual man in a camp filled with beautiful women who are all down for sex. That's what gay scouts would be about - dozens of people doing common activities like tying ropes then ending the...
It's widely established that human drug and food consumption increases when access is limited; people binge on things that are not always available. This is why teens drink until they pass out whenever the opportunity comes up, but people who are able to legally buy alcohol don't drink...
Doing Blu-Ray rips takes a hell of a long time, so I started to look for programs that use the GPU. As it turns out, there's nothing. They all seem to be horribly broken. Why is this? Didn't Badaboom come out in 2008? That's about 4 solid years of GPU encoding, and the general concept still...
I was eating my Stagg Chili at work, and I noticed that it says "97% FAT FREE"
I look at the back.
Per cup (250g):
260 calories
8g fat
30g carbs
-7g fiber
-7g sugar
17g protein
(250 - 8) / 250 * 100 = 96.8% of it is not fat. You tricky bastards!
I've mostly switched to Google Chrome for everything, but sites like Google Finance are slow as hell. This old laptop can't handle it in Chrome, but it's fine in IE. I end up using the IE Tab extension when Chrome is too slow, and it works almost every time. Why is this? IE and Opera seem to...
Modern houses have significantly better wiring than old houses because people apparently used less electricity in the past. Entire houses would only have maybe 5 breakers. Today, even my condo has more than 10 breakers.
How is that possible? Everything we have today is significantly more...
I was watching some old news involving Obama threatening to murder the Jonas brothers, and I realized that his opinion is actually quite common. How many times have movies had scenes where a teen boy is picking up his girlfriend, and the girlfriend's father is doing something like polishing a...
The second amendment makes a lot of sense. Governments have historically tried to take guns away before going off the deep end. USSR did that, Germany did that, China did that, etc.
The reason the second amendment no longer applies is that people are simply too lazy to give a shit about...
It's from Oct 22, but it's new to me
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-20008687
How awesome is that? Pakistan is the only country where a guy like Romney could win against a guy like Obama, possibly because Obama is responsible for drone strikes in that country. The strongest overall...
Air conditioners are always rated in BTU/h instead of units that actually mean something. According to every calculator on the internet, 1 Watt is roughly 3.4 BTU/h. The portable air conditioner my parents have is 13,000 BTU/h and the power consumption is 12A.
Power In = 12A * 120V = 1440W...
As the republicans have pointed out, you're not required to prove who you are. With that in mind, why does anyone care what the voting age is? Some high school kids want to show how Grown Up and Mature they are, and they want to have the right to vote. Did someone forget to tell them that they...
I thought this was interesting
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3s7q8Uwk-0&feature=plcp
Asked if people hate "obamacare," they say yes. If asked about each individual issue contained in obamacare, they support obamacare. Stupid people are stupid.
What's interesting is that this applies to a...
I was having a weird problem where Google Chrome was slow as balls and it would freeze. I fired up Firefox and it's the same garbage if not worse. It turns out they both sucked because Adblock was slowing everything down. I turned it off and the difference is like night and day. Websites like...
You know how it takes like 10 minutes to boot a TiVo? I was flipping through some old magazines and I saw an ad for this new one that turns on instantly without that slow boot time.
link
Suppose you have a 20 year mortgage on a 5 year term. When the 5 years is up, you should have 15 years left on your mortgage. Can you re-apply so the new mortgage is 20 years instead of 15 years?
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I naturally assumed that all pro-choice people were also pro-abortion. It turns out this is totally wrong and many or most pro-choice people are actually against abortion. I need some solid numbers here.
If you were a woman (lol) and you had an accidental pregnancy, would you abort it?
I was watching a documentary about the Black Death plague that wiped out half of Europe in the 14th century. One of the items of interest was how this affected the economy.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Consequences_of_the_Black_Death#Social_and_economic_effects
See how that works? Having...
Right now I'm condo shopping. I want a condo in the city with good transit and I don't want to pay more than 100k for it. Suburbs make this possible. Other people living outside of the city means I can afford to live inside the city. Places that have physical boundaries to prevent suburbs are a...
Seriously. Who buys these? I can understand wearing them because you give up on life, but I don't understand buying them. When I give up on life, I don't feel like going out and buying clothes to reflect how bad I feel.
This song is what's wrong with society. Men acting like fat people are not repulsive.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDSK91mUNLU
This would stop immediately if they all smoked meth and stopped eating.
I was doing my usual morning ritual of asphyxiating myself with a belt while jacking off, and I realized that preventing suicide in prison is actually a very cruel thing to do.
Don't think about it from the prisoner's perspective. Think of it from your own perspective. How bad would your...
Less is for singular things
I drank less water than usual.
Water is singular, so there's less of it.
Fewer is for plural things
This office has fewer idiots than the office next door.
Idiots is plural, so there are fewer of them.
The day started slow; work was dull. I drank a cup of coffee each hour to see if I would get sick before the day ended, but I didn't get sick. I arrived home some time after 6pm which is a tad later than usual. I had subway on the way home, so I wasn't particularly hungry. All I wanted to do was...
Sex in USA
We've seen that abstinence-only sex education doesn't work. USA has the highest teen pregnancy rate in the industrialized world. Abstinence-only tends to treat teens as helpless retards (which is a self fullfilling prophecy), it gives them no useful advice, and it looks down on people...
This stuff really bothers me. Why do musicians make a song that starts cool then turns to shit? Is that intentional? Was it their goal to suck?
Lloyd - miss that pussy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrQAdM581Pk
This song starts good. Talented singer, good backup singers, good instrumentals...
http://www.cracked.com/article_19658_5-things-you-wont-believe-spawned-black-markets.html
Jesus! My toilet uses something crazy like 18.9L (5 US gallons) and even then I've managed to clog it once. How the hell do you guys manage? Do you just flush the toilet half way through dumping, then...
I'm a big fan of the movie Troll 2. It's so bad and retarded that it's funny and enjoyable. Twilight is exactly the same. None of the characters seem to make any sense. It's like it was written by some kind of mental patient who doesn't understand human interaction or what is normal. Some of the...
I'm very pro-abortion, but someone pointed out that almost every problem related to unwanted babies can be solved by putting babies up for adoption.
I can't afford to raise a baby --> adoption
I don't want my baby to be born in the year of the dragon - -> adoption
I was raped --> adoption
I...
If you think about it, this is one job where someone learns tons of stuff about the body and drugs, but absolutely NONE of it is ever used throughout their entire career.
-pharmacists, people who specialize in drugs, are not allowed to prescribe drugs
-pharmacists are not allowed to change the...
I refilled a prescription yesterday, and it was seriously about 1/2 the cost of any other pharmacy I have ever been to. Normally my medication is about $90 for 90, then I pay 20% of that = $0.20 per pill. At Costco I got 100 pills for $13 which works out to $0.13 each. How is it so much cheaper...
I'm trying to google around for information about herbs to see what they do or what they contain, but I don't really know the names of many herbs. I need you guys to tell me the names of herbs that are supposed to do stuff.
The ones I've looked up so far are:
-ginseng
-ginko biloba
-st...
Police catch bad guys and they are not super heroes.
Paramedics save lives and they are not super heroes.
What makes a super hero is the fact that they kill bad people. No trial, no jury, no BS. Straight to execution, the way it should be.
Alright so I get that you're a pedophile, but why are you filming it? It can't be sold. You can't brag to your friends. All the tape does is show absolute proof that you broke the law.
Any explanations?
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This seems to be a big topic in the US. School lunches and what kids eat.
I grew up in Edmonton, Canada and I've never seen a school that had free food.
Elementary (grades k-6) had nothing of the sort. Jr High (7-9) had packaged foods for sale such chips and sandwiches, prices similar to a...
The "find album info" thing in Windows Media Player is horrible. I ripped my gaga CD to MP3 and WMP has absolutely no idea who this person is. I put the album as The Fame, song name is Just Dance, artist is Lady Gaga. Do a search and that result isn't even in the first 3 pages. Seriously? It...
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