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  1. Theb

    Oregon is moving to 3 tier minimum wage, top will be $14.75

    http://www.oregonlive.com/politics/index.ssf/2016/03/its_official_kate_brown_signs.html This was a compromise the legislature and governor came up with because there was a ballot initiative to raise it to $15 statewide by 2019...
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    538: Hillary and Bernie both have a 50/50 chance in Nevada

    http://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/election-2016/primary-forecast/nevada-democratic/ The primary that was supposed to be a boring coronation for Hillary is starting to get pretty interesting. First Bernie was just going to try and pull Hillary to the left, then he was only going to do well...
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    Officer brings the pain in order to make teens disperse

    Nah just kidding. She challenged one of them to a dance off, won the dance off, then pursuant to the terms of the dance off the teens dispersed. Video in the link...
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    Hearing an Obama speech inspires man to turn his drugs into police and ask for help

    http://www.wsaz.com/news/headlines/Man-Calls-911-To-Voluntarily-Check-Into-Drug-Rehab-338082272.html I'm very impressed by the way the police handled this. It could've been a juicy arrest and a slam dunk for the prosecutor.
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    Is axolotl the funniest looking animal that I can own as a pet?

    I've wanted some axolotls ever since I learned that they exist. I'm finally ready to start purchasing aquarium equipment, but I wanted to make sure there isn't a funnier looking animal out there that will make me regret my purchase. GIS
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    What's going on here? (electrical)

    I'm wasting my Saturday replacing the light switches and outlets in our 1960 house. Things have been going relatively well until I got to this one. The left switch has been pulled out. It was a three way switch that controlled our porch light. I don't know why it was a three way switch. The...
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    GWB saves wounded veterans charity $150k

    Well he actually only saved them $80k after they paid for his private plane trip. But you can't expect him to sink a day into helping wounded veterans for less than six figures. The man's got paintings to paint...
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    2014 Disc Golf World Championship - Portland, OR

    Live Coverage Current Results They're at Blue Lake today. I don't like playing this course, but it will be fun to watch the pros on it.
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    President Obama's Remarks at the 2014 White House Correspondents' Dinner

    If you can put partisanship aside for 20 minutes, the President delivered a great routine at the Correspondents' Dinner this year. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HFLwotYfl0 Joel McHale was the headliner. He mostly fell flat, but did deliver some good lines...
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    Jogger arrested for not having ID

    http://www.dailytexanonline.com/news/2014/02/20/woman-arrested-on-24th-street-after-crossing-intersection Video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQfdSBq7flw The real question is how did they catch her?
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    Oregon might have a functioning health exchange website someday, or not, no one knows

    More in the link http://www.katu.com/news/investigators/Cover-Oregon-head-State-might-scrap-all-or-part-of-failed-website-240348071.html http://www.oregonlive.com/mapes/index.ssf/2014/01/national_gop_seeks_to_turn_up.html I fully support the RNC's effort to pull back the curtain and find...
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    Some of the best tweets of 2013

    Sample The rest http://www.mandatory.com/2013/12/30/our-absolute-favorite-tweets-of-2013/
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    Marijuana users are going to start injecting THC

    When they can't get their kicks by snorting it anymore. http://blogs.westword.com/latestword/2013/05/marijuana_inject_thc.php
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    Bachmann can really move in heels, especially if there's a reporter fact checking

    http://www.salon.com/2013/03/20/michele_bachmann_runs_away_from_reporter/ Video http://cnn.com/video/?/video/bestoftv/2013/03/20/ac-kth-michele-bachmann-cpac-claims.cnn One more positive for Chis Christie, reporters can keep up with him.
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    Government is still making payments to relatives of civil war vets

    and of course all wars since then. Cliffs: Compensation for WWII vets peaked in 1991. Compensation for Vietnam vets hasn't peaked yet. About 45% of Iraq and Afghanistan vets are seeking compensation. http://www.masslive.com/news/index.ssf/2013/03/ap_costs_of_us_wars_linger_for.html...
  16. Theb

    2 women who were mistaken for Dorner will not be getting a truck from the LAPD

    http://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/Torrance-Newspaper-Delivery-Women-Shot-During-Christopher-Dorner-Manhunt-Truck-LAPD-197241021.html It doesn't seem like they should be taxed on it, both morally and technically. Whether you look at it as restitution or a gift she shouldn't be paying any...
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    Dr Tiller's Abortion Clinic to Reopen

    more in the article. http://www.nytimes.com/2013/02/14/us/kansas-abortion-practice-set-to-replace-tiller-clinic.html?_r=2& She seems like a nice lady, it's unfortunate that she's going to be killed.
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    HOA Spends About $100k Per Inch on Legal Battle

    http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/fairfax-homeowners-group-humbled-by-court-battle-with-residents/2013/02/09/d46f9bec-6652-11e2-93e1-475791032daf_story.html How could anyone get that upset over 4 inches.
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    Bill Clinton: Do Not Patronize Gun Owners

    http://www.politico.com/story/2013/01/bill-clinton-to-democrats-dont-trivialize-gun-culture-86443.html Two good points from probably the most popular living Democrat: Being condescending to people you don't understand is not productive, particularly when it comes to guns. (it is fun...
  20. Theb

    Anal Sex Makes You Pregnant in the Butt With a Devil Baby

    According to a former gay porn star who is totally straight now and loves gross vaginas or boobs or whatever. Video is in the link...
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    Romney Turns Liability into Profit

    http://www.buzzfeed.com/mckaycoppins/news-outlets-send-letter-to-romney-campaign-contes The planet Mitt Romney gets after he dies will probably be called Ferenginar.
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    Mother Daughter Porn Team

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/12/07/the-sexxxtons-mother-daughter-porn-duo_n_2258245.html Yeah you're not going to get filthy rich. You're going to make some money, but mostly you're just going to make content for for people to upload to tube sites. I feel a little bad for the daughter...
  23. Theb

    I knew it. Fox News is just an excercise in performance art

    http://www.politico.com/blogs/media/2012/12/fox-newss-jesse-watters-trashed-obama-voters-donated-151387.html I had always kind of suspected is was some sort of grand performance art piece. If you watch it on mute and just check out their crazy expressions it's kind of obvious. Anyway, I'm...
  24. Theb

    When you absolutely positively want to make sure your daughter becomes a stripper...

    Name her Lexxa and use her cleavage to sell your car. http://theweek.com/article/index/236948/the-oregon-dad-who-used-his-scantily-clad-daughter-to-sell-his-datsun The auction ->...
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    Wife found an excellent way to troll the kids

    Start random sentences with "[Child's name] we need to talk..." Their whole world stops until you finish the sentence.
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    When I Show My Kids Star Wars - Start with the originals or start with the prequels?

    When I watch Star Wars with my kids should I start with the good original movies or should I start with the prequels?
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    2012 Election Season Highlight Reel

    http://2012.talkingpointsmemo.com/2012/11/best-worst-2012-election.php I had forgotten about Rick Santorum's "blah people" comment and Herman Cain quoting the song from the Pokemon movie.
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    Obama Birth Video Released

    Surprise Motherfuckers! He was born in Kenya. http://www.vice.com/read/is-this-obamas-kenyan-birth-video Ann Dunham and Adolf Hitler sex tape to follow. Not politics, not news, tis a joke. There's already a joke thread on this (link 2 or 3 posts down.) -DrPizza
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    77% Of Americans Surveyed Prefer Ahmadinejad to Obama

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-19764166 Foreign news agencies need to hire at least one editor that understands satire. "Uh guys, I think the Great Satan is just messing with us again." BTW England and Canada, how does it feel to be Second Rate Satans? We're still #1!
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    Mtn Dew: Hey Internet, help us name our new flavor. 4chan: TrollFace.jpg

    Archive of the voting page: http://dubthedew.com.nyud.net/gallery-of-names/ Article http://hypervocal.com/news/2012/4chan-trolls-take-over-mountain-dews-dub-the-dew-contest/ You'd think that in one of the meetings where they come up with these crowd-sourcing ideas someone would say...
  31. Theb

    Texas Republicans Let the Cat Out of the Bag

    http://tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com/2012/06/texas_gops_2012_platform_accidentally_opposes_teaching_of_critical_thinking_skills.php It was a typo, right, a typo :sneaky:
  32. Theb

    Gross: Yeast growing in your beard, Horrifying: Making beer with it

    http://rogue.com/rogue-wire-service/blog/2012/06/20/beard-beer/ That guy needs to wash his beard, thoroughly, and not make any food products out of anything that comes out of it. http://www.kval.com/news/local/Rogue-brewing-up-a-hairy-beer-after-joke-yeast-test-pans-out-160051775.html
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    What is Drugs?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRSH--pRkQU ' "The thing you are on right now."
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    Hottie is so snug she has to use olive oil

    Unfortunately the situation devolved into a fight. Pic of the hottie here Article.
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    Want to Learn Magick? Have room for a small RV? Get in here!

    http://humboldt.craigslist.org/bar/3057948032.html Your lesson plan will include: STDus Infectium Power-Toolius Disapeario Evictus Disabilus
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    PSA: Giving Someone Herpes Could Cost You $900k

    http://www.newser.com/story/147432/woman-wins-900k-from-guy-who-gave-her-herpes.html I wonder if when the defense attorney has "the talk" with his kids he's going to add that 'sometimes a person might lie to you and say they're wearing a condom but actually they're not and you get herpes...
  37. Theb

    Ain't No Homos Gonna Make It to Heaven

    Almost posted to OT, but fits a recent theme here in P&N Vid is in the link http://www.tmz.com/2012/05/30/indiana-toddler-church-song-no-homos-heaven/ Well I'm no biblical scholar, but I was under the impression that there was more to Jesus' teachings than "Gay people are bad and they...
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    George Tierney of Greenville South Carolina learns about Google, the Streisand Effect

    NSFW language http://tbogg.firedoglake.com/2012/05/20/internet-man-does-not-want-to-be-on-the-google-anymore/ Cliffs: George Tierney of Greenville South Carolina shares his considered opinion with a fellow Twitter user. George Tierney of Greenville South Carolina learns that other people...
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    Norwegian who killed 77 people claims it was self-defense

    more: http://www.cnn.com/2012/04/16/world/europe/norway-breivik-trial/index.html?hpt=hp_t1 It has not been confirmed whether or not any of the dead were wearing hoodies.
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    My First 5k - Shamrock Run

    I completed my first 5k over Saint Patrick's day weekend. I hadn't actually run that distance before the race, but I was registered so I decided to try it. I ended up doing a 32 minute 5k, which is very slow, but I didn't have to stop or walk. I ended up sprinting the last .10 mile because I had...