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  1. joesmoke

    Public Employee Salaries

    makes sense to me.
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    Worst thing that happened you in high school

    i started trolling internet forums, a problem that persisted well into my 20's. Turned out the joke was on me, and while the internet isnt serious business, how one chooses to spend their time is. If youre only an asshole online, but youre online all the time... well, do the math. fortunately...
  3. joesmoke

    I never held the hand of a girl

    protip: remove the hand first, much easier to hold that way #justsayin #justsaiyan #howthefuckdidthisthreadgetsomanypoastes
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    How much do you pay for your gym membership?

    37 a month for 24 hr all-gym (except the swankiest ones, which there seem to be only a few in the state). had it since like 2000, so ive probably missed out on better deals since then.
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    SUVs with a MT? How many exist?

    a buddy had a 5 speed explorer like the one mentioned above. not sure if it was 4x4 but it was damned fun.
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    Guy's wife gets cancer, his employer rewards him by laying him off

    im oddly reminded of those folks in the "2K emergency fund" thread who had 20k-100k for situations like this...
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    Disposing of old books

    devote a spare bedroom for piling them in, and when you feel like it you can swim in them like scrooge mcduck
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    Which song has the best intro?

    great call
  9. joesmoke

    How do you pronounce Wi-Fi?

    wee fhies
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    Stories in which the main character/hero is killed off

    hmm... somehow i forgot that part. course, i had a fairly jacked bootleg off ebay.
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    Lol Stuff white people like part 2!!!

    lolz those crazy whites. their antics go straight to the funny bone!
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    Need help IDing an old arcade game

    sci fi environment? Keys for ending levels? sounds like Adventure to me...
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    If you can't do the crime, stay your fat a** home....Rapist dies while....

    given the circumstances, id say its almost certain she was drop dead gorgeous
  14. joesmoke

    Sonic Drive-In. Why?

    the ocean water drink and banana cream pie shake are both great, the burgers not as much so.
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    Am I the only one who finds it nasty...

    constantly wearing something and never washing it is always a problem, no matter the circumstances.
  16. joesmoke

    Friday night beer thread

    unfortunately none :( recently had some liquor dropped on me so if i have anything itll be jameson or crown royal black
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    10 hotdogs per package; 8 rolls per package. Annoyance? Or marketing genius?

    srsly anyone with an ounce of credibility makes their own processed meat links. those who choose not to are extremely pathetic on every level. -ATOT
  18. joesmoke

    I Have an Interview Next Week

    Sometimes I get nervous around the biggest of the big-wigs, but i dont let it show. or Well, the wife says i drink too much coffee!
  19. joesmoke

    The saddest movie you've ever seen is...?

    surprised it took this many replies for this to come up. cant think of anything else ive watched recently that left me with such a heavy heart.
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    10 hotdogs per package; 8 rolls per package. Annoyance? Or marketing genius?

    i know it IS a bother. im still stuck in a neverending purchase spiral after an '03 bbq... but on to more important issues: Nathans > HN
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    Pregnant woman smoking in bed killed when cigarette ignites blaze

    see thats why i always sleep on the couch
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    What are the best-looking cars of the past decade?

    this decade (00's): ford GT, Maserati Granturismo, Mercedes CLS last decade: NSX, 8.50, S class hard top coupe
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    Can you handle a $2,000 USD emergency?

    thanks to those who replied, definitely given me some new perspectives.
  24. joesmoke

    Can you handle a $2,000 USD emergency?

    nickbits, you really keep 20k in checking/savings? any particular reason you need that much readily available? couldnt you keep most of it invested?
  25. joesmoke

    Can you handle a $2,000 USD emergency?

    that isnt that much if you went with cheapy tires to get by with. especially with full coverage, doesnt seem like such a likely occurence to justify 2k sitting around doing nothing
  26. joesmoke

    Can you handle a $2,000 USD emergency?

    random 2000 dollar things/shit? like what? im genuinely curious, because i certainly dont have that in savings :(
  27. joesmoke

    Can you handle a $2,000 USD emergency?

    wouldnt someone who rents, has good health insurance and a reliable car not really have to worry about that?
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    companies with great customer service. list 'em

    ive been blown away by amazons CS nordstroms n progressive have also gone out of their way to leave me satisfied
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    What a great wife

    cool story: bow
  30. joesmoke

    For the people who made fun of the May 21st end of the world cultists....

    due to accidentally oversleeping i was unable to properly defile my vessel on the day of the rapture. i shall make use of this revised date to prepare a fitting balance of indulgent foods and chemical interactions.
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    Yet another "flash mob" destroys a business...

    damn those java based acts of violence!!
  32. joesmoke

    Soooo... Rapture time

    uhoh... uhohuhohuhoh uhoh... uhoh do the rapture!
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    Honeymooning in San Fransico Area - best things to do?

    zeze covered a lot of it. also, if youre a fan of beer take a stop by toronado.
  34. joesmoke

    Shaving for work

    i like to go every other day. day 1 is clean shaven, day 2 is the even stubble look. if i go to day 3 (like today for instance) the mustache/chin section gets too pronounced.
  35. joesmoke

    Best way to deal with jetlag

    hash cookie prior to boarding. not joking.
  36. joesmoke

    Randy Savage dead

    shits hot!! also, i like how one of the shots in the video is him getting top billing at a club... in riverside
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    Randy Savage dead

    but seriously, even when i was a kid i remember thinking he looked like he might die when he went deep into a match. dude just did not seem healthy. him and the ultimate warrior both had that burnt out look to them even in the 80s...
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    Randy Savage dead

    i dont want to say it but... OOOOOOOOH YEEEEEEEEEEEEAH
  39. joesmoke

    1919 Root Beer

    big fan of root beer. never seen 1919. olde rhode island molasses root beer is pretty damned good