Recent content by weezie

"Yo Ben, you were the bomb in Phantoms!"

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Baton Rouge, LA

Sho' Nuff

Anyone in the Baton Rouge area with access/crystal reports exp? Not great pay, but a good company with room to grow. PM for details.

Your tests are *much* nicer than mine.

So wrong, so funny

Yeeeeaaahhhh, well I'll get you another copy of that memo then.

WKRP in Cincinnati Les Nessman was my hero.

Same thing happened to me, with two important differences: 1. I am not gay 2. It was that Peanut Butter Jelly Time song

This is one I used to get a lot: User: My PC was running fine this morning but now it's very slow! Me: Ok ( click on the taskbar and see 38 instances of Excel running ) Umm...are you working on all of these at once? User: Oh! That's where all my stuff went!

I got a Epson C42UX for free. I still feel ripped off.

I quit 2 months ago after smoking for 17 years. It is hell.

About 2 years ago I was showing a new employee our old Nortel phone switch and wanted to point out that he should avoid getting anywhere near the hard reset button. When I went to point at the button I pressed it. 250+ employees kicked off the phones for 10 minutes. Did I mention that we're a...