Lottery is for suckers. I'm getting my money from my friend at the Nigerian Petroleum Bank. I've paid most of the fees, now I just need to take care of customs currency export fee, and watch the cash start rolling in.
I can get you in on this great opportunity also. Just send me your personal...
Two Amish women are working in the field digging potatoes. The first woman holds up a potato and says 'This reminds me of my husbands cock.' The second woman asks 'because it's so big?' 'No' says the first, 'because it's dirty.'
They once told me how great the new ride at the amusement park was, I trusted them, and then I puked.
They also listen to rap music, and wear really ugly shoes.
I don't have much faith in their opinions
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