Recent content by titsmcgee

It's only my "first day" because I was up at 3am. So it's technically still the same day, but really my second. And haven't you ever seen "Anchorman"???

I was supposed to go to my first day of work, but I decided my would-be boss was too creepy...I don't think that compares though.

TINA you fat LARD...come get your STEAK!!! I forgot all about Napoleon! I want to marry him...

Why don't you just get some protein shakes or supplements or something if thats all you're worried about?

He didn't ask what your wet dreams were about.

Long distance...that was a bitch Why? What's going on with ya?

Isn't Booger the one on Revenge of the Nerds? He grosses me out :P

Myself

I never had a problem with cottage cheese, as long as i have some fruit in it. I didn't think it was that healthy though, it still had a lot of calories and fat and all that stuff. For skim milk, I drank whole milk my entire life and then decided to switch...so i went down to 2%, then 1%, and...

You don't go around looking for another spot when someone does that to you...You park your ass right behind him, go find the bastard, and fvck him up. Or just ask him nicely to move. It happens in my neighborhood all the time, since we have less parking spaces than we do houses, and it always...

Measure a man's WHAT exactly? I find that using a ruler always leads to disappointment, better to just estimate. Or something. :confused:

Oh how I love being called that :D

Your kitchen needs a little clean-up... I dont like cats, I dont think they're ever cute, unless of course they're shaved in funny ways and look really mad...

When I was 16, me and my best friend were in the car in a deserted parking lot in the inner city at like 2am (she had a friend who lived there), and this shady looking guy comes walking up to the car and taps on the driver's side window. So of course i lock my door. But what does my friend do...

I hate to tell you this, but, no matter how many times you hang up on guys and make them follow your little procedure, one of them is eventually going to be fvcking your daughter. And I bet its the one who states his name first...