Recent content by Tipsy Turtle

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    Clinton/Edwards conspire to trim down debate participants

    Four legs good, two legs baaad! Four legs good, two legs baaad!
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    Will Beckham make football (soccer) big in the US?

    No. There are only 3 sports Americans really care about. Real football Baseball War
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    Clinton/Edwards conspire to trim down debate participants

    Someone needs to clue hillary in to the fact that this is not the U.S.S.A. yet
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    Gas Thread:8-22-07 Gas stations owners file lawsuit alleging price fixing by Saudi owned Refiners in U.S.

    I think the problem here is that you violated the very first rule they teach you in every freshman level business class in every university on the planet. Rule #1 - Don't be stupid.
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    Gas Thread:8-22-07 Gas stations owners file lawsuit alleging price fixing by Saudi owned Refiners in U.S.

    More than that. Normally the premium grade is no more than 20 cents more than the regular stuff. Taking that into account premium in his area should be around $3.30.
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    Gas Thread:8-22-07 Gas stations owners file lawsuit alleging price fixing by Saudi owned Refiners in U.S.

    Odd since I just did a search of gas prices in your area on Mapquest, I used Monkey Island since you mentioned it, and the prices came back as follows: KA-Hoots $2.88 Littlefields Country Corner $3.10 Lil Offshore Conoco $3.10 Tom Cat Corner $3.11 Jiffy Market $3.11 Looks to me like...
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    Why isnt there a box set of all 6 star wars movies?

    Because Lucas is a dick.
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    lil Bush

    Killed The Daily Show?
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    Too funny

    <div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote>Originally posted by: Xanis <div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote>Originally posted by: Tipsy Turtle I'd do the mom</end quote></div> Who WOULDN'T do the mom? :P The idiots here who post crap like: "OMGWTFBBQ Jessica Alba is so fat. I wouldn't touch...
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    Too funny

    I'd do the mom
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    Good for Poland!! -- Dobre dla polski!!!

    What do you expect from a country that built a submarine with screen doors on it? What is the matter, you don't want to post here anymore?
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    Why am I eating cereal with no milk?

    Root beer is a great substitute.
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    Was yesterday "don't mess with ex-Marines day"?

    They had to be there to rob the place. Nobody in their right mind would eat at Subway.
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    Who among us has not dreamed of faraway places and intertwined lovers?

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    I have earned $500 in the last week. Learn my tactic.

    No, but I did just have a good BM.