Recent content by Rastus

Dust and pollen in the ducts and getting burned off the heat exchanger.

NM. Missed the Alcohol.

God answered a prayer for me once. I prayed to win the lottery and he told me, "You don't even have a ticket, dumbass."

I hate RISk because of that. There's always some guy browbeating everyone else into making bad trades.

Impressive, but have you seen their tank? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gg5cBdAsR4&feature=relmfu

I got three days for neffing here once. You would have thought I raped a mods mother the way they acted, but the truth is, she was asking for it.

A sprig of eel is kind of like an alternator of beef.

Tipping is not a dilemma. 15% for normal service. 20% for exceptional service. 0% for substandard service. That is for everything. Waiters, barbers, pizza delivery, cabs, hookers. Everything. Your life is so much happier when you adopt that attitude than agonizing about whether you gave too...

I have a cord of firewood in my yard that is just begging to be split. A couple sessions with Mr. Axe will make me sleep like a baby for a few nights.

I was in the service in the '70's. The day room in the barracks was always packed in the afternoons for those shows.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2205629/Lady-Gaga-shows-new-fuller-figure-gaining-30lbs-favourite-carnivorous-creation.html Wow, she's packing it on.

"It's complicated"

Get two two-drawer filing cabinets, put a cheap hollow core door on them, get a sliding keyboard shelf and screw to it and you are good to go.

winnar!

http://deadspin.com/5943639/nsfw-at-yankee-stadium-yesterday-two-fans-went-at-it-in-a-bathroom-stall-for-about-three-innings