Recent content by PatrickBateman

I remember when I was about 13 in a state karate tournament (not all-valley) competing for 1st place and was disqualified for not wearing a cup ( i was kicked there and questioned why it hurt so much)...they gave me a participation trophy...all it is, is a reminder to wear protective gear when...

get this humpy some sticks...

I don't always get arrested, but when I do.....

glad my 10 year old daughter " can't stand Miley Cyrus anymore" and she was a huge HM fan. Glad I took her to see Miley back in 2009 before she got all....well this. When the VMAS were good: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uz0sOsoS4o4

I find the answer is always in the last place I look

was it the powerline 880s dual ammo? If so, I walked into our local Walmart and bought one without a second glance. In fact, 2 friends and I all walked in and bought one each. Didnt even show a license...(Connecticut btw). We were all sitting around one night and he had a crappy red rider and...

I got a cheaper Jillian michaels one that doesnt have all the bells and whistles, but works the same...i got it for like 129 I think

I love Mallory (with laugh track) NSFW https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nq10HXpyzg *includes bulk beef

then maybe they serve pot brownies and mushrooms in the reception area...as it seems the laughter is rather excessive and uncalled for a lot of the time.. This is funnier than the actual show: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Ynf44b867I

Never bothered me too much on most shows. I liked Big Bang Theory at first then the laugh track got to me and I can't watch it at all. Sheldon: Hello penny *audience: "BWAAHAHAHAHAHhhhhhahahahahahahaha" Penny: Yes Sheldon? *audience: "HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA.....hehehehhhhhhhh" Sheldon...

I actually was screwing around one day and painted my stock calipers red on my all black 99 Altima (black rims, too). MHO is it it looks good from far , far from good. I may go buy actual red calipers though as I like the look. It balances with the red tail lights and breaks up the all black...

Imperial march comes to mind

Didn't realize until I quit. First time I really noticed was at a hockey game, these guys came back to their seats after intermission and reeked....I apologized to wife and son for the years they put up with that stench. My parents still smoke and even if I am in there for 5 minutes, I have...

I would probably be arrested walking through the local park doing that....especially if I wore some plum smuggling pants

Silver Linings Playbook 9.75/10 Never really heard of it, didn't know what it was about other than seeing poster for it as DVD coming soon, etc. I like Bradley Coopers other movies and the chick looked smoking hot....so I redboxed it. Couldn't sleep one night and put it on thinking I'll see...